No voter left behind
Every time I try to improve my outlook on life and
get back to cynicism, I read something that makes me understand why God created
razors and wrists.
Do you realize that the citizenry of the
NOMF™ is so fucking stupid that IDW — publisher of such classics as
30 Days of Night, Popbot, and GenePool — has put out illustrated
biographies of John McCain and Barack Obama for average Americans who can
neither read or afford the time to watch
television?
Even better, IDW —
which should not be confused with International Dolphin Watch — according
to Reuters "hopes plenty of adults will buy them"
and said it "produced the comic book biographies of the two candidates to
capitalize on the election."
Ah,
capitalism! It makes me moist just typing the word.
Posted:
Wed - October 8, 2008 at
03:10 AM