No voter left behind


Every time I try to improve my outlook on life and get back to cynicism, I read something that makes me understand why God created razors and wrists.

Do you realize that the citizenry of the NOMF™ is so fucking stupid that IDW — publisher of such classics as 30 Days of Night, Popbot, and GenePool — has put out illustrated biographies of John McCain and Barack Obama for average Americans who can neither read or afford the time to watch television?

Even better, IDW — which should not be confused with International Dolphin Watch — according to Reuters "hopes plenty of adults will buy them" and said it "produced the comic book biographies of the two candidates to capitalize on the election."

Ah, capitalism! It makes me moist just typing the word.

Posted: Wed - October 8, 2008 at 03:10 AM          
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