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Wed - December 12, 2007Huckabee? Enter into me.I laughed my ass off watching the Red State
Update understanding of slogans.
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Thu - September 27, 2007I almost let this slip by...A graph of site hits is worth thousands of
obscenities directed at nimrods and other binary arbiters of good taste. This
was was the brief peak of Reddit activity.
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Tue - September 25, 2007I know I'm restating the obviousHow could Google not suck? I continue to find it
amusing that Internet users think they have any more freedom in this world than
any of the others they live in. The first step to freedom is understanding that
death is not an enemy. The fact that everyone and everything expires and is
recycled, whether it likes it or not, is a liberating realization. Some people
are lucky. Others are not. Living is the ultimate lottery and most people lose
more often than not.
What prompted this particular amusing (Yes. I just prescriptively used my own fucking language in a pataphysical way sure to upset descriptive grammarians and other liberals) was a story about a woman in Malaysia who hacked off her former husband's penis with a kitchen knife after he thought it was appropriate to drop by for a quick fuck and regale her with news about how great sex was with his second wife. I loved this paragraph, in particular: "The man later complained to police, who arrested the woman and plan to charge her with voluntarily causing grievous hurt with a dangerous weapon, which carries the penalty of a three-year jail term and a fine, the newspaper reported." Posted at 09:06 PM Imagine it all
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Sun - June 24, 2007Yeah, right!This just made me piss my pants. Is this the
same company that routinely edits search results to keep from offending its
advertisers?
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Fri - April 20, 2007Mary Kate and Ashley it is thenA couple of days ago when the blood was still
sticky, Google was directing searchers of Ismael Ax or Ismael Ax definition to
this page in its top two to four slots. Today,
you can type in Careful With
That Ismael Ax Eugene and not see a link
to it in the first five pages of results (I gave up at that point). This is not
the first time that Google has chosen to delete
Uncommon
Sense from its "legitimate" results. For
awhile, I was an authority of the culture of life and Terri Schiavo. I guess if
I had offered to pay some money to park on Ismael Ax, I could have been a
contender. I coulda been someone. Right.
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Thu - April 19, 2007Only two of the most recent hits on the site involved the Olsen twins or eating shitThis makes me angry. I'm not kidding. Sure, the
willing Polish members of the coalition are still getting through when searching
Paris Hilton clipping her clit on You Tube, but most of the visitors sent here
in recent days are looking for guidance, comfort, and protection against Ismael
Ax, which I can't provide, obviously, because I'm the kind of guy that still
thinks Zappa was right 40 years ago when he informed his audience in a cheesy
little bar somewhere on the left coast of the NOMF that "If your children ever
learn how lame you are, they will murder you in your sleep."
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Fri - March 16, 2007Oh great...Now Google is leading potential cyberhitpersons
(assuming that in cyberspace no one has any sex) to this site because my
imaginary minions at the Portland Pataphysical Outpatient Clinic, Lounge and
Laundromat are every bit as offensive and amused by it as their feckless
fearless leader.
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Fri - February 23, 2007Easy cum, easy Go...ogleWell, yesterday I was squatting on top of the
Internet tubeway, and today I'm like Avis, except for the trying harder
part.
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Thu - July 27, 2006Looks like some intern is about to get firedAfter months of a single Google hit here and
there, suddenly today I just watched a pile of hits on old topics that had
clearly been blocked since I offended some culture of life investment club with
various Saint Terri reports. Here's an interesting compilation of what sent
people here since Wednesday. Note that I haven't changed anything or written any
of these pieces recently, so I can only guess that some geek let down the Google
guard. Google still sucks, by the way. Pathetically. But sucking pathetically is
still sucking.
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Sat - July 8, 2006Today a search for gentricide led people hereI tracked back to Google, God's gift to the Web
at this
page,
to find 26 Googlass suggestions, two of which lead to this page, which contains some pretty funny
stuff, if you don't walk around the planet with your buttocks pulled down over
your head to your chin like Polish ear muffs, and I thank the supreme Internet
censors for allowing a little light to shine between their clenched butt cheeks,
although I assume that this slip up will cost some other production worker his
or her position in the near future.
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Fri - June 30, 2006Yahoo finds Uncommon Sense 9 times as fast!I have yet to receive a payment from the Google
ads I have on this site, and over the past 6-8 months it's become increasingly
obvious that Google blocks numerous keyword searches from leading to my site.
That's fine. Google is big business, and big business sucks. Everybody knows
that. The bigger the business the bigger it sucks. The more assholes it
attracts. The always stay the course until they refocus on their core
competencies, which no business has. A business is a business. It's not life.
It's principle interest is promoting death so as to encourage new young
consumers to buy its worthless shit. Technology may be great, but technology
companies suck. Do you think we'd have smart bombs without technology companies?
Hey, I've got a new public shower for you! As the latest Mark Twain says in his
letters from heaven: So it
goes.
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