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Thu - November 20, 2008The One Minute President is now available in a new spiffier presentationI used iWeb to fix the presentation for the One
Minute President, and I am using Sandvox and iWeb to move the rest of the
content presently in iBlog to new locations on retired Intertube to Nowhere
visionary Ted "I'm Innocent " Stevens.
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Tue - November 4, 2008No sooner do I decide to pull the plug on this Schiavo of a blog......than I develop a digital itch in my rectum
that requires InterWeb massage and finger wiggling. I'm beginning to sense that
Demopublicans are about to take total control of the NOMF™, and it does
not sit well with my immune system.
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Thu - October 16, 2008McCain should replace Palin with Joe the PlumberThey both appear to be equally qualified to step
in when McCain's facelift fails and his skull explodes over the
teleprompter.
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Fri - October 3, 2008Really? People watched The Plagiarizer debate the Tina Fey impersonator?I didn't. I watched Flags of our Fathers.
It was schmaltzy, sure, and the soundtrack reminded me of Unforgiven, but
it was not nearly as big a waste of my time as lining up at the Gwen Ifell
Memorial showers and having to endure horse exhaust issued by two of the most
boring people you'd ever want to meet. Moreover, the rest of the world, the part
that matters, probably tuned in and laughed its Islamic ass
off.
Palin reminds me of my mother. One of these days I'll tell you about my mother, probably like the character in Blade Runner, who clearly understood what Palin has earned by living within 50x optics of the former Soviet Union on a clear day. Did no one ever inform her that the nation of miserable fucks (NOMF™) purchased the soil she appears to believe has been owned by Republicans since the time of Christ? Of course, the liberal media and the Al Franqen mob is also unclear on the concept of ordinary humans finding ordinary political structures offensive and demeaning. I still argue that if you vote, you have no right to complain about what is going on. Posted at 02:17 PM Imagine it all
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Wed - October 1, 2008What? What?My given name means Spearchucker, which may
explain why I have an affinity for niggers, even upwardly mobile ones. Niggers
who have already arrived, of course, offend me, like their jive ass honkey
masters. They are not real niggers. They are pretend niggers, like Jesse
Jackson, Spike Lee, and Russell Crowe. I never really did the thing with Frank
Stanford, but his nigger epic, The Battlefield Where the Moon Says I Love
You has some of the best nigger poetry I've ever read out loud.
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Mon - September 29, 2008Nancy Pelosi says "We Did All We Could"Bailout is avoided, despite bisexual effort.
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Fri - September 26, 2008Looking around the house that my wife and I built......we did a good job. We did a much better job
than the average builder would. In fact, we did better than many of the builders
who have presented their greed-inspired homes on the various Streets of Dreams.
I never understood how a Street of Dreams would consist of several gated
McMansions starting at 600 grand situated in a pretend community of people who
spent most of their time on the road ripping off third world countries, like
this one.
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Thu - September 11, 2008Happy Sal Allende hit day, dudes and dudettesSeptember 11, slowly I turned, step by step, and
the only thing I remember is thinking, " What goes around comes around." I was
offended to hear the WTC sites called ground zero, as if the approximately 1,200
dead bankers and clerks and insurance agents on one of the premier capitalist
site in the NOMF™ could somehow equate to more than a hundred thousand
civilians targeted intentionally to make the world safe for the New
Deal.
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Fri - September 5, 2008What liberal media?Most liberals I've known during my ludicrous
lifetime were harmless idiots who suspected there was no difference between
right and wrong but were unable to articulate their uncertainty. The media has
never been liberal. It is simply a reflection of whatever sells in the
NOMF™ at given moment. Most Americans are idiots, many are sadistic
psychopathic control freaks, and the rest are genetic defectives that their
multinational owners have only encouraged to grow dumber and weaker and more
violent over the NOMF's 200-year history of brutality and
arrogance.
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Wed - September 3, 2008The Sarah Palin PalindromesThis is all a joke perpetrated by Michael Palin,
whose illegitimate daughter gave birth to the governor of Alaska at the Willisa
Spam Emporium. Palin is rumored to be a close friend of Senator McCain, the
consumptive Republican nominee who recently discovered he had chosen a bipolar
schizophrenic with a sitcom family for his running mate.
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Sun - August 24, 2008Incentivationizing the nation of miserable trucksI'm not a fortune-teller although I can predict
with fair accuracy what is bound to happen based on what is happening that no
one wants to talk about and what has already happened that most people prefer to
forget. Wasn't Condi supposed to be an expert on Soviet and Sino-Russian
affairs? I believe that was the excuse offered for how incompetently she has
functioned in every other arena.
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Tue - August 12, 2008Eric Cartman suspected in Isaac Hayes accidental overdoseThe news grows increasingly strange, don't you
think? Vlad the Imputin apparently looked into the First Idiot's eyes several
years ago and saw a complete ineffectual schoolyard bully he figured he could
sucker punch and has repeatedly done so. If Reagan were still president and not
a surgically modified porpoise in exile pining for Keiko, the Russians wouldn't
be tromping all over Georgia like Sherman's
army.
Do you think they'll investigate Mary Kate or Ashley or Britney in connection with the illegal drugs found near Chef along with a bronze statue of his chocolate salty balls? Speaking of Britney, do you think the retards at the Special Olympics are going to go after her for hate speech as well. I'm referring, of course, to the proposed boycott of Tropic Thunder, a satire that includes white wise asses in blackface, and the biggest offense taken thus far is about the use of "retard," one of Britney's fave rave words to describe all around fup duckedness. Posted at 08:58 PM Imagine it all
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Thu - August 7, 2008HmmmmI'm guessing the economic downturn has really
hurt the discretionary incoming for citizens of the NOMF. Yeah granted, I
haven't been posting as frequently because of the need to build IEPs (Improved
Explosive Postcards) and ADSs (Anthrax Delivery Systems), but kmy logs seem to
indicate that Condom Squeezer Rice and the State Department have piggybacked on
China's efforts to quash the individual's will to resist by introducing new and
improved Grokle search filters to prevent the world from experiencing the
glorious message of John Smith.
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Tue - August 5, 2008Some days I don't even think about the Douchebag of LibertyI don't think about anything. I get up and do
stuff and sleep and get up and do stuff again. Like most folks in the
NOMF™, although I look down upon the regular citizens because they expect
me to. My own parents used to describe many a neighbor or casual acquaintance
with the concept that "they thing they are so better than
us."
The fact is I was and am so much better than my parents. If you are not better than yours, you are the problem, not just part of it, asshole. Posted at 04:46 PM Imagine it all
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Wed - June 18, 2008Obama to name Osama as running mateThis is according to my alter ego, Spuds
McLanolinhan, who recently released a summary of what he read on this blog following the
departure of Airhead Shapiro whereupon he became the White House press secretary
for the First Idiot, a man who owes his tenure as the most powerful dry drunk in
the nation of miserable fucks (NOMF™) to having read The One Minute President, a primer about another
great American idiot, the entire text of which is also on this
site.
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Tue - April 22, 2008McCain Victory Assured; Michael Moore Endorses ObamaMikey has entered the fray too late to throw the
Democratic nomination to Hillary with his mindlessly self-serving mumbo-jumbo,
but his endorsement of the Midwestern intellectual establishment elitist is sure
to give a Enzyting boost to Republicrat chances of getting four more years of
the best the NOMF has to offer or hope for.
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Tue - March 25, 2008It's the Ted offensive!That's Moqtada ben Khesi al Sadr's nickname,
isn't it? I was wondering when that guy would realize that there are elections
going on in the NOMF™ and voters will only give presidential military and
diplomatic pelvic surges so much rope before they start doing the lindy hop on
the heads of their quote unquote leaders. Take the First Idiot and his inept
collection of clowns. Please.
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Wed - February 20, 2008Obama spares the change, rods the childWhat is it with this nation of miserable fucks?
After a couple of centuries of lynching black men for whistling at white women,
suddenly the NOMF™ is calling Hillary Clinton a blonde honkey
straight-haired ho who is standing in the way of change, whatever the fuck that
is.
The current election circle jerk reinforces in me my conviction that there is nothing in this world to believe in and voting is the most demeaning and fruitless of acts in which even marginally intelligent creatures can participate in. Posted at 12:24 PM Imagine it all
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Sat - October 27, 2007Mike Brown calls FEMA response in Californication best since KatrinaWhat are these dimwits thinking? Why does the head
of Homoland Sekurity have to display his ignorance of recent and ancient history
by responding to efforts by FEMA to turn the wildfires in California, which were
undoubtedly started by al Qaeda in America, into a PR coup, by saying: "I think
it was one of the dumbest and most inappropriate things I've seen since I've
been in government." Where the hell has he been?
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Thu - October 25, 2007Bush takes Iranian sanctions off the tableNow tell me exactly why the liberal media didn't
use my headline to introduce the latest lunatic diplomacy by Fuber and his
hightone gaptoothed mistress, I mean the moon-eyed Secretary of Misstatement
Condomsqueezer Rice?
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Thu - October 11, 2007U.S. Warns Iraqis to Keep Children "Off the Battlefield"Breaking
news
Misstate Department says bad parenting is no excuse for allowing dead babies to become Islamic propoganda Posted at 09:59 PM Imagine it all
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Tue - September 25, 2007So when is the First Idiot going to STFU?I half expected the braindead stumblebum to be
calling for the people of Myanmar to rise up and overthrow Myanmar Gaddafi. Why
doesn't Columbia University invite this dickweed to a mass debate with Bunghole
Bollinger? With Bollinger's obsequious pandering to NOMF™ values and
Bush's astonishing propensity for chewing on his feet in public, it would be one
of the most entertaining exercises in exposing the sham of politics and
education available for You-Tube download since Monday.
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Fri - September 21, 2007American Attention Deficit Disorder Rules!Today, finally, I read an account of the current
Blackwater flap that included mention of the March, 2004 incident in Fallujah, where Iraqis fed up with privatization
of their country by arrogant foreign occupiers killed four of
Blackwater's thugs, burned them, and hung two of their bodies from a bridge,
thereby announcing to the world that they were mad as hell and not going to take
it anymore. In fact, that incident signalled the beginning of an insurgent
uprising that continues to the present. Today, representatives of the
NOMF™ announced that Blackwater will continue to serve at the pleasure of
only the U.S. State Department, which is run, appropriately enough, by Secretary
of Misstatement Condoleeza Rice.
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Mon - September 17, 2007Bush huddles with Cheney on Blackwater blacklistingGee, I wonder what this decision by the Iraqinese
to decertify nearly half the combat ready willing non-military coalitioners for
the NOMF™ occupation force is going to impact the First Idiot's initial
response to the report by General Betraeus who figured out a way to leave more
troops with boots on the ground 15 months from now than were there prior to the
surge.
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Wed - August 29, 2007Here are those eclipse shots from August 27, 2007I moved last night's post to this category,
because the October, 2004 PhotoSmart post was here. We got a Nikon Coolpix S10
about a month ago. I had been holding out for a Canon EOS Rebel digital, but I
couldn't justify the cost. The PhotoSmarts were just too big a pain in the ass
when it came to batteries, and I had lost interest in film cameras several years
ago. We have five or six, but I haven't used them since before we built the
house, and I always had electronic versions made in finishing, rarely returning
to the negatives for reprints. The S10 was a deal at Costco with a coupon and
ran about $150 with a 1 GB SD high speed card and battery. I immediately started
shopping around for batteries and an extra card, based on the PhotoSmart
experience, and I expect I will get a four pack of memory and two extra
batteries from buy.com, just because I'm anal, but I've seen no need thus far
for backups. With the HPs, I used to run out of battery juice during downloads,
and thus far with the S10, the only time I've even been aware of low battery
issues was after forgetting to switch off the camera after downloading and
leaving it on all night. The documentation suggests using an adapter for
downloading, which is an absolute necessity for the HP 318, but only appears to
be an issue with the Nikon S10 if you start with a depleted battery and then
getting distracted and forget to switch the camera off when a download is
complete.
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