McCain should replace Palin with Joe the Plumber


They both appear to be equally qualified to step in when McCain's facelift fails and his skull explodes over the teleprompter.

I never knew any presidential candidate more willing to insert feet in his mouth than Johnny the Hanoi Hilton hero. I'm sure it was that stint in Vietnam that made him use Paris (where the peace talks went on) in his celebrity attack ad. Paris had the better ad in her video response.

Ted Stevens' intertube disinformation frontage road can turn even an unlicensed plumber with back taxes into an Andy Warhol fifteen minute star and the winner of a presidential debate on just how great a depression can be.

The only surprising thing in the latest drivel spewing forth from the mainstream media (or MSM as the blogosphere likes to acronymize it in their wonderful way of making less out of nothing) is that Sarah has yet to weigh in with a folksy darn it and one of those sexually inviting winks.

Go with the flow. Only three more weeks until four more years of the same old horse exhaust. Welcome to your world. Enjoy it. It's what you pay yourself first for.

Posted: Thu - October 16, 2008 at 03:42 PM          
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