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Tue - July 29, 2003ARTIST EATS SHITUNCOMMON SENSE
by Al “Bert” Kamloops Literary Proctologist Posted at 09:14 PM Imagine it all
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Thu - July 3, 2003CORRECTIONby William Bennett Serf
Source: The Digressional Record NEWSFLASH! Demopublican and Reprocrat binary agents have been scrambling dispatches from the caves of Tora Tora Bora Dora. Here is the corrected version of the latest posting from literary terrorists opposed to Fubar's War of Error. BUSH TO UNVEIL ERGONOMIC-STIMULUS PACKAGE by Theodore McBundy Source: UNCOMMON SENSE Jan 2 2003 8:05PM Posted at 01:04 PM Imagine it all
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Wed - May 7, 2003HALLIBURTON HEAD SAYS BUSH CAN RUN IN 2004by John Bunyan
Political Editor THE TERROR CHANNEL Pataphysical Mindfuck Service 03050720030733473228744772332666732559 Posted at 03:30 PM Imagine it all
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Thu - May 1, 2003TRANSLATOR SAVES U.S. KOREAN WAR JUSTIFICATIONby Herman Strunk
THE TERROR CHANNEL Translations Editor Pataphysical Mindfuck Service 04050120030733473228744772332666732559 Posted at 02:01 PM Imagine it all
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Fri - April 25, 2003SARS FORCES SOFTWARE COMPANY TO SHUT DOWNby Harry
Osbourne
Technology Editor Pataphysical Mindfuck Syndicate 05042520030542073228744772332666732559 Posted at 09:22 PM Imagine it all
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Mon - April 21, 2003BUSH CHALLENGES IRAQI ELECTIONby Howard
Hertz
Elections Editor Pataphysical Mindfuck Service 01042120030733473228744772332666732559 Posted at 08:59 PM Imagine it all
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BUSH COLONOSCOPY CANCELLEDby Seditious Kitty Shaver
Pussy Whipping Pataphysical Military Synthicate Posted at 08:58 PM Imagine it all
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Mon - April 14, 2003BUSH URGES AMERICANS TO 'COOPERATE' ON IRAQISby Paulie Kale
THE TERROR CHANNEL Protest Editor Pataphysical Mellifluous Service 01041420030108573228744772332666732559 Posted at 09:05 PM Imagine it all
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Thu - April 3, 2003INCONTINENT INCOMPETENTSby Phillip S.
Milk
Political Analyst Pataphysical Mystery Syndicate 0404032003000913422874472382546434694883376597 Lawmakers Cover Their Fat Lazy Asses on War Posted at 12:44 PM Imagine it all
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Wed - April 2, 2003HUMORRHOID ANECDOTEby Star Anise
THE TERROR CHANNEL Sphincter Control Pataphysical Mummery Service 0304022003011423026726224652844464 Posted at 12:46 PM Imagine it all
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Mon - March 31, 2003PETER ARNETT DECAPITATED BY LBCby Alfred J.
Liebling
Media Reporter Pataphysical Military Service 0103312003001428026726224652844464 Posted at 08:00 PM Imagine it all
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Thu - March 27, 2003OREGON BACK TO NORMAL: SHOPPING FOR SPHINCTER CONTROLby Dr.
Faustroll
From Shills and Propaganda Reports Pataphysical Malapropism Service 0403272003001428026726224652844464 Posted at 08:07 PM Imagine it all
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Tue - March 25, 2003BUSH LOOKS TO TAP REELECTION CAMPAIGN FUNDby Abraham Martin
Nahjahn
Election Reform Editor Pataphysical Malapropism Service 0203252003111719016726224652844464 Posted at 07:47 PM Imagine it all
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Mon - March 24, 2003COALITION TICKETED FOR LITTERINGby Anthony “Big Tiny”
Baritone
Waste Management Editor Pataphysical Misery Service 0103242003104815020SAMA61N2CU Posted at 08:00 PM Imagine it all
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Mon - March 17, 2003BUSH TELLS SADDAM TO LEAVE EARTHTHE TERROR CHANNEL
by Carrie Nation Mathers Apocalypso Editor Pataphysical Military Service 0103172003102629016726224652844464 Posted at 08:13 PM Imagine it all
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BOWEL SQUEEZES OUT SHILLING COALITIONby Cole
Rabbi
Fiction Critic Pataphysical Military Service 0103172003102629016726224652844464 Posted at 08:07 PM Imagine it all
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Thu - March 13, 2003BUSH CALLED TOTALLY PISSEDby Artaud
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THE TERROR CHANNEL Recovery Editor Pataphysical Malapropism Service 0303132003105856016726224652844464 Spokesdroids dispute rumors that president is drinking again Posted at 04:36 PM Imagine it all
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Wed - March 5, 2003FRANCE SHOUTS FUCK YOU AT BUSHby Ernie “Papa Hemorrhoid” Pyle
UNCOMMON SENSE War Correspondent The Terror Channel Pataphysical Malapropism Service 0303052003102108016726224666846466 Posted at 02:38 PM Imagine it all
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Wed - February 26, 2003SADDAM TO BE TARGETTED IN EVENT OF WARby Joshua Randall
UNCOMMON SENSE Mercenary Writer Pataphysical Militia Systems 030226200307402301ETOSAMA61NCNU Posted at 08:23 PM Imagine it all
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Mon - February 24, 2003NEW RESOLUTION SAYS IRAQ IN VIOLATIONSHIPby Willamina
Trice
UNCOMMON SENSE Ergonomic Editor Pataphysical Misery Service 02 24 2003 08 33 01 01 0 SAM AS EZ FU Posted at 08:20 PM Imagine it all
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BUSH SEEKS U.N. VOTEby Gustav Doreen
Gore
Disgruntled Editor UNCOMMON SENSE Pataphysical Misery Service 02 24 2003 08 33 01 01 0 SAM AS EZ FU First Idiot threatens to move Security Council to Florida Posted at 04:37 PM Imagine it all
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Wed - February 19, 2003BUSH THREATENS TURKEY WITH A BASTINGby Laurie MacArthur Parks
UNCOMMON SENSE Confused Correspondent Pataphysical Memorial Syndicate 02 19 2003 03 49 33 020 SA MA 6IN INU5 Posted at 08:12 PM Imagine it all
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Tue - February 18, 2003BUSH SAYS WAR PROTESTERS ARE MISGUIDEDUNCOMMON SENSE
by Carl Panzram Misguidance Systems Editor Pataphysical Momentum Service 02 18 2003 10 19 56 010S A MA6 IN INU5 Posted at 04:38 PM Imagine it all
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Sat - February 15, 2003BUSH SAYS BIG BROTHER STANDING WATCH 24/7by Eric Arthur
Blair
UNCOMMON SENSE Pataphysical Millicent Syndicate Political Editor 02 15 2003 03 46 58 02 05 AMA 61N 1UP Posted at 04:39 PM Imagine it all
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Fri - February 14, 2003BUSH TWINS DRUNKEN PRANK MAY HAVE CAUSED ALERTby Andrew Landers
UNCOMMON SENSE Pataphysical Mooseplooking Syndicate 02 14 2003 10 41 01 0S A MA6 C0D 3 Posted at 08:08 PM Imagine it all
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