The One Minute President

Sat - February 28, 1987

The One Minute President 20th Anniversary Special

The words that started it all:

In early 1984, two American satirists decided to take on the burgeoning One Minute Industry by lampooning the One Minute Method's most regal example: the President of the United States. Their efforts were not widely applauded.

The original manuscript, completed in May, 1984, was rejected by more than two dozen American publishers before being purchased by Strossner, Schultz, and Rilke (Munich), which, as it turns out, was a CIA front operation.

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Sun - March 1, 1987

OMP ORIGINAL COVERS

These cheesy images were made with an iMac 233 using an Agfa SnapScan 1212 that was thrown in for free with a MacMall purchase a few years ago. No color correction, no manipulation beyond simple cropping.

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Mon - March 2, 1987

OMP FRONTAL MATTER

Here's the legal matter and publication information found in the printed version of the original paperback edition. The dedication to Clint Eastwood becomes apparent when you discover exactly how One Minute Retaliations work.

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Tue - March 3, 1987

OMP TABLE OF CONTENTS

CLEAN UP WITH THIS #1 INTERSTELLAR BEST SELLER!
From the Authors of The One Minute Janitor

The Quickest Way To Advance Your Own Political Agenda
And Still Have Everyone Think You're A Hell Of A Nice Guy

Paul Fericano, Ph.D.
Elio Ligi, D.D., D.D.S.