The One Minute President 20th Anniversary Special
The words that started it
all:
In early 1984, two American satirists decided to take on the burgeoning One Minute Industry by lampooning the One Minute Method's most regal example: the President of the United States. Their efforts were not widely applauded.
The original manuscript, completed in May, 1984, was rejected by more than two dozen American publishers before being purchased by Strossner, Schultz, and Rilke (Munich), which, as it turns out, was a CIA front operation.
In early 1984, two American satirists decided to take on the burgeoning One Minute Industry by lampooning the One Minute Method's most regal example: the President of the United States. Their efforts were not widely applauded.
The original manuscript, completed in May, 1984, was rejected by more than two dozen American publishers before being purchased by Strossner, Schultz, and Rilke (Munich), which, as it turns out, was a CIA front operation.
Manuscript versions of the work have circulated
internationally for several years, and the book has garnered laudatory reviews
in such forums as Krokodil, La Prensa, Ash Shiraa, and Inside Joke. In fact, The
One Minute President is now required reading at several prestigious
universities, including American University (Beirut) and Moscow University
(Idaho).
YOSSARIAN UNIVERSAL NEWS SERVICE feels it is time for the American people to have equal opportunity to master the management style the President feels has served him so well.
The One Minute President is not merely the stinging indictment of a system of government and thought so bereft of meaning and morality that even whales beach themselves on our shores to protest it.
No, it is much more than that. While we realize that the ideas and precepts embodied in these pages will never gain as wide an audience as the Pentateuch, we do believe that each and every American can benefit from the concepts that make up the One Minute Philosophy .
Now, more than ever, Americans need such knowledge and guidance to protect them from this awesome truth: Anybody can grow up to be President.
And that means not only you, but also that maniac across the street.
This book is for those who would pursue the Presidential dream.
We are convinced you will enjoy implementing what you learn from the One Minute President and that, as a consequence, you and the people who will vote and die for you will enjoy merrier, less stressful, and more economically feasible lives.
Paul Fericano, Ph.D.
Elio Ligi, D.D., D.D.S.
Millbrae, CA
Boring, OR, 1986
Has it really been 20 years since Paul and I first told the world how to use the three easy-to-master pretenses guaranteed to consolidate your power while boosting your popularity to all-time highs?
Considering how well the First Idiot has functioned during his butcherous tenure, I'm convinced he was the mysterious Texan Goober who purchased one of the few autographed copies of the book that now fetch upwards of $3,000 among the brain dead literati and clueless investor class that run the universe.
But now as the country heads into yet another complete waste of time, aka the national election season, perhaps you want to read the book Fubar W. Ubu mastered to save time and increase your chances of lifetime election whether you want to rule your high school, college, firm, nation, continent, planet, or an entire universe!
Clean Up With This #1 Interstellar Bestseller!
From the authors of The One Minute Janitor
Send $12 per copy (includes postage and handling) to
The One Minute President 20th Anniversary Special
c/o Yo Mama bin Ligi
P.O. Box 430
Banks, OR 97106
Buy 10 copies for $100. Make checks or money orders payable to Mr. Ligi. Do not send cash. I do not accept credit card orders. Illegal drugs are always welcome.
Please allow 3-4 weeks for your order to arrive.
YOSSARIAN UNIVERSAL NEWS SERVICE feels it is time for the American people to have equal opportunity to master the management style the President feels has served him so well.
The One Minute President is not merely the stinging indictment of a system of government and thought so bereft of meaning and morality that even whales beach themselves on our shores to protest it.
No, it is much more than that. While we realize that the ideas and precepts embodied in these pages will never gain as wide an audience as the Pentateuch, we do believe that each and every American can benefit from the concepts that make up the One Minute Philosophy .
Now, more than ever, Americans need such knowledge and guidance to protect them from this awesome truth: Anybody can grow up to be President.
And that means not only you, but also that maniac across the street.
This book is for those who would pursue the Presidential dream.
We are convinced you will enjoy implementing what you learn from the One Minute President and that, as a consequence, you and the people who will vote and die for you will enjoy merrier, less stressful, and more economically feasible lives.
Paul Fericano, Ph.D.
Elio Ligi, D.D., D.D.S.
Millbrae, CA
Boring, OR, 1986
Has it really been 20 years since Paul and I first told the world how to use the three easy-to-master pretenses guaranteed to consolidate your power while boosting your popularity to all-time highs?
Considering how well the First Idiot has functioned during his butcherous tenure, I'm convinced he was the mysterious Texan Goober who purchased one of the few autographed copies of the book that now fetch upwards of $3,000 among the brain dead literati and clueless investor class that run the universe.
But now as the country heads into yet another complete waste of time, aka the national election season, perhaps you want to read the book Fubar W. Ubu mastered to save time and increase your chances of lifetime election whether you want to rule your high school, college, firm, nation, continent, planet, or an entire universe!
Clean Up With This #1 Interstellar Bestseller!
From the authors of The One Minute Janitor
Send $12 per copy (includes postage and handling) to
The One Minute President 20th Anniversary Special
c/o Yo Mama bin Ligi
P.O. Box 430
Banks, OR 97106
Buy 10 copies for $100. Make checks or money orders payable to Mr. Ligi. Do not send cash. I do not accept credit card orders. Illegal drugs are always welcome.
Please allow 3-4 weeks for your order to arrive.
Posted: Sat - February 28, 1987 at 09:01 PM
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