Monday Morning Desperate Housewives QB
(Could possibly be a permanent feature)
Factoid That May Only Interest
Me:
Teri Hatcher was MacGyver's goofy
girlfriend, not only on the show but in real life for a short
time.
Quote of the
Week:
"Good evening, Mrs.
Hoover."
Stat of the
Week:
Desperate Housewives was third last
week in the ratings behind a couple of those CSI shows, whose popularity I just
don't
get.
Enjoyable/aggravating
Channel Surfing Note of the Week:
The
Levitra woman is really grating on my nerves. I can't stand her voice, I can't
stand the pauses where she rolls her eyes while thinking of ways to describe her
man's newly discovered erection, and most of all, I can't stand the concept of
having to use something like that when you're in you're late
30's.
Ten Things I think I
think about Desperate
Housewives:
1. Was wondering when
they would get to the scene with Nicolette Sheridan washing her car. Was worth
the wait!
2. I said it once and I'll
say it again: Something more interesting needs to happen with the Lynette Scavo
(Felicity Huffman) character or I'm going to start taping the show and fast
forwarding past her scenes.
3. More
half-naked Gabriele Solis! More I say, more! Everyone join me in chanting more!
more! more!
4. This is where I would
normally divert and say something about my field hockey playing daughters, but
since I don't have any, I'll say that Susan Mayer's daughter is free to call me
in two years.
5. At last, they add a
little depth to the Bree Van De Camp character. What do you know, she does have
common sense!
6. Steve is right, there
was nothing more chilling than the way Susan dismissed nosy neighbor Mrs. Hoover
at the end of the show.
7. Here's where
I'd talk about my addiction to overpriced coffee but since I don't drink any
coffee I'll move on.
8. This thing with
Mary Alice's family has me confused; at first I was thinking the kid was the
whack job but now I'm not so sure. I think I'll just let it play out and like
Bob Knight says, lay back and enjoy
it.
9. Ricardo Solis punching out the
previously injured cable guy (thinking he was banging Gabrielle) and then
realizing the dude was gay was just classic. But watch out for that because he
WILL find out and it WILL get extremely ugly. I can't
wait!
10. I'd like to know what strip
club would let 3 boys who so obviously look 15, not only into the joint but lets
them buy beers. And where that place was when I was 15 and pissed at my
parents.
Posted: Mon - October 25, 2004 at 02:29 PM