ECP Has Mail!
Dear
ECP
I am a desparate housewife
who loves sports. Unfortunately,
my
Bucs suck so bad, that I am catching myself
watching more of the World Series
of Poker than I am football.
Do you find it strange that I am
becoming infatuated with
Annie
Duke?
Micki (your so fine hey ...)
in Kenneth City
Dear Micki (M-I-C,
K-with an I and no Y)
It is not
strange that you are infatuated with another chick. However, what is strange is
that, for someone from Kenneth City, you have your aim as high as Annie Duke.
Judging by your demographic, I'm guessing that Annie is way out of your league.
I'm thinking you might be a lot happier shifting your bi-curiosity towards
someone more attainable for you, like those grossly overweight women you see on
Springer. You know the kind. She's the kind who let some 110 pound speed addict
shack up with her in her nearly-paid-off double-wide (47 more payments and it's
hers!), and the reason she's on Springer is that she caught her man with his
dick in her trashy jailbait sister's
mouth.
She's been wronged by men
all her life. She's vulnerable. She may even listen to the occasional kd lang
song. So go for it. Ask her how she feels about Fried Green Tomatoes. Invite her
over for some poker and see what gets
poked.
The best part of the
whole deal is that if you two end up together, there will be zero chance of
procreation, provided David Crosby never plays in Kenneth City. The world will
be a better place.
Posted: Tue - October 26, 2004 at 08:31 PM