The World Series of Ugly



What's wrong with the picture this week on Fox? Do baseball players this ugly actually get that much tail? Must be the chance to get knocked up by a man making 7 figures.

This started out as an idea by Steve to rant on Julian Tavares, who not only got beat by the ugly stick but has apparently not even made it out of puberty yet. But he's just the tip of the proverbial iceberg, and probably the only bad thing the St. Louis Cardinals have in the WSOU.

The Red Sox however are the undisputed king:
Johnny Damon
Manny Ramirez
David Ortiz
Bronson Arroyo and his white boy cornrows

I'm thinking, throw in Willie McGee and the Sox would have the WSOU locked up ever year. Is there another team in the Red Sox' league? I know in all sports the Sacramento Kings would give the Sox a pretty good run at it, and I don't think there's an uglier bunch of toothless Canadian rednecks than a hockey team. Still, hockey players wear helmets and face guards now so you don't see just how ugly they are unless their faces are in the paper, and that's usually in the police blotter.

I digress. The Sox have the WSOU crown. And while she's not really WSOU material, I'm just wondering when it will be that Jeannie Zelasko gives up trying a different wig every night. She may have a rocking body for all I know but the rotating wigs are doing nothing for me. And don't even try to tell me that's her real hair. Not only do the color and styles change every pre-game but so do the lengths! Maybe she's like shine-head-o'-connor. Anyone in DOGNation ever done a bald chick? Just wondering. tell me about it at evilclownpat@gmail.com I've never been with one, can't imagine it's much fun?

Wow that was divergent. From Tavarez to the Ug-sox to Zelasko to fucking bald chicks. Can't wait to see the hate mail on this one!

Posted: Tue - October 26, 2004 at 08:49 PM      

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