| Our Lessons for the Week | | Date Created: Jan 14, 2008, 06:06 PM |
 In my new role as sooth-sayer/consultant/pompous ass, I find myself making bold pronouncements with the weight and gravitas of my many years of experience. But why skimp by only sharing this wisdom with paying customers?! Why not help the world-at-large by imparting impeccable insights to all?
So, in the spirit of world peace, we offer this week's list of DO NOTS!
1.) Do NOT mess with the freakin' scrapbookers. And I thought the racing world was cut-throat. Wow.
2.) Do NOT put a Rusty Wallace license plate on your car. C'mon people! It's just plain ol' common sense.
3.) Do NOT believe anyone who claims they can predict a hit. Oh. Wait. Never mind, Here's Seth's take on a similar riff.
4.) Do NOT believe everything you read. Or everything you type.
5.) Do NOT choose the sexy salesperson. Apparently you'll buy a shirt that's already been worn.
6.) Do NOT click on THIS link if you like sexy photos of sexy cars. (Courtesy my ol' buddy Barry - expert shutterman and chronicler of the traveling Mexican circus featuring the grand finale of dwarves boxing kangaroos.)
And finally, a question to ponder, courtesy of the Monotones. Who wrote the book of love?
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