Local Bar "Not Quite Right"


This god-damn bar just wasn't normal

The few patrons that visit the local "Sea Star Sports Bar" have verified that something is not quite right with the owner or the establishment itself.

"It had TVs, that is normal for a sports bar, and there was a baseball game on one and sports center was on another one. Normal so far," said Frank Broz, a local, and first time patron at the Sea Star. "But instead of being in the corners of the room, all the TVs were lined up behind the bar, right next to each other." Broz made a strange face and looked away. "There wasn't anything wrong with it... it just wasn't right"

Broz's fellow bargoers Ben and and Lance corroborated the story, adding that the owner's attempts at conversation were typical in their subject, but they were inserted at exactly the wrong times. "It was like he waited until we were in the middle of our most animated discussions before shouting to us about politics or poker or something." Said Lance uncomfortably.

"I was planning on getting whatever they had on tap" said ben, "but it turned out that was nothing. Bottle beer is fine. It just isn't exactly... normal"

Posted: Sat - August 21, 2004 at 10:08 AM          

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