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document.write(haloscanJavascript);
}
function getCommentsCode(entryUUID) {
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document.write(commentsCode);
}
function getAdsenseCode() {
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document.write(adsenseCode);
}
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var entryUUID;
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document.write('');
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var entryUUID;
var categoryUUID;
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entryUUID = entryUUIDsList[i-1];
categoryUUID = getCategoryUUIDForEntry(entryUUID);
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if(entryCategoryUUIDPairs[i] == entryUUID) {
return(entryCategoryUUIDPairs[i+1]);
}
}
}
function getBlogName() {
var blogName = 'Talkin\' to myself...';
document.write(blogName);
}
function getCategoryName(categoryUUID) {
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if(categoryPairs[i] == categoryUUID) {
document.write(categoryPairs[i+1]);
}
}
}
function getCalendarHead() {
var calendarHead = 'November 2008';
document.write(calendarHead);
}
function getBlogCalendarRows() {
var calendarRows = '| | | | | | | 1 |
| 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 |
| 9 | 10 | 11 | 12 | 13 | 14 | 15 |
| 16 | 17 | 18 | 19 | 20 | 21 | 22 |
| 23 | 24 | 25 | 26 | 27 | 28 | 29 |
| 30 | | | | | | |
';
document.write(calendarRows);
}
function getCategoryCalendarRows() {
var calendarRows = '| | | | | | | 1 |
| 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 |
| 9 | 10 | 11 | 12 | 13 | 14 | 15 |
| 16 | 17 | 18 | 19 | 20 | 21 | 22 |
| 23 | 24 | 25 | 26 | 27 | 28 | 29 |
| 30 | | | | | | |
';
document.write(calendarRows);
}
function getEntryCalendarRows() {
var calendarRows = '| | | | | | | 1 |
| 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 |
| 9 | 10 | 11 | 12 | 13 | 14 | 15 |
| 16 | 17 | 18 | 19 | 20 | 21 | 22 |
| 23 | 24 | 25 | 26 | 27 | 28 | 29 |
| 30 | | | | | | |
';
document.write(calendarRows);
}
function getArchiveCalendarRows() {
var calendarRows = '| | | | | | | 1 |
| 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 |
| 9 | 10 | 11 | 12 | 13 | 14 | 15 |
| 16 | 17 | 18 | 19 | 20 | 21 | 22 |
| 23 | 24 | 25 | 26 | 27 | 28 | 29 |
| 30 | | | | | | |
';
document.write(calendarRows);
}
function getYearCalendarRows() {
var calendarRows = '| | | | | | | 1 |
| 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 |
| 9 | 10 | 11 | 12 | 13 | 14 | 15 |
| 16 | 17 | 18 | 19 | 20 | 21 | 22 |
| 23 | 24 | 25 | 26 | 27 | 28 | 29 |
| 30 | | | | | | |
';
document.write(calendarRows);
}
function getDayCalendarRows() {
var calendarRows = '| | | | | | | 1 |
| 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 |
| 9 | 10 | 11 | 12 | 13 | 14 | 15 |
| 16 | 17 | 18 | 19 | 20 | 21 | 22 |
| 23 | 24 | 25 | 26 | 27 | 28 | 29 |
| 30 | | | | | | |
';
document.write(calendarRows);
}
function getBlogEntriesCount() {
var blogEntriesCount = '249';
document.write(blogEntriesCount);
}
function getCategoryStatistics() {
var categoryStatistics = 'Apple: 23
Butch Walker: 18
Cool: 10
Critters: 14
Frankie: 2
Friends: 7
Hmmph: 21
Makes Me Laugh: 8
Mundane Meanderings: 62
Music: 20
Rocky Raccoon: 28
Sightings: 5
The Eagles & DH: 15
Weirdness: 11
Workin\' It..er..Out: 5
';
document.write(categoryStatistics);
}
function getCategoryEntriesCount(categoryUUID) {
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for(var i = 0; i < categoryPairs.length; i++) {
if(categoryPairs[i] == categoryUUID) {
document.write(categoryPairs[i+1]);
}
}
}
function getBlogCategories() {
var categories = ' Apple
Butch Walker
Cool
Critters
Frankie
Friends
Hmmph
Makes Me Laugh
Mundane Meanderings
Music
Rocky Raccoon
Sightings
The Eagles & DH
Weirdness
Workin\' It..er..Out
';
document.write(categories);
}
function getBlogHorizontalCategories() {
var horizontalCategories = ' Apple Butch Walker Cool Critters Frankie Friends Hmmph Makes Me Laugh Mundane Meanderings Music Rocky Raccoon Sightings The Eagles & DH Weirdness Workin\' It..er..Out ';
document.write(horizontalCategories);
}
function getCategoryCategories() {
var categories = ' Apple
Butch Walker
Cool
Critters
Frankie
Friends
Hmmph
Makes Me Laugh
Mundane Meanderings
Music
Rocky Raccoon
Sightings
The Eagles & DH
Weirdness
Workin\' It..er..Out
';
document.write(categories);
}
function getCategoryHorizontalCategories() {
var horizontalCategories = ' Apple Butch Walker Cool Critters Frankie Friends Hmmph Makes Me Laugh Mundane Meanderings Music Rocky Raccoon Sightings The Eagles & DH Weirdness Workin\' It..er..Out ';
document.write(horizontalCategories);
}
function getEntryCategories() {
var categories = ' Apple
Butch Walker
Cool
Critters
Frankie
Friends
Hmmph
Makes Me Laugh
Mundane Meanderings
Music
Rocky Raccoon
Sightings
The Eagles & DH
Weirdness
Workin\' It..er..Out
';
document.write(categories);
}
function getEntryHorizontalCategories() {
var horizontalCategories = ' Apple Butch Walker Cool Critters Frankie Friends Hmmph Makes Me Laugh Mundane Meanderings Music Rocky Raccoon Sightings The Eagles & DH Weirdness Workin\' It..er..Out ';
document.write(horizontalCategories);
}
function getArchiveCategories() {
var categories = 'Apple
Butch Walker
Cool
Critters
Frankie
Friends
Hmmph
Makes Me Laugh
Mundane Meanderings
Music
Rocky Raccoon
Sightings
The Eagles & DH
Weirdness
Workin\' It..er..Out
';
document.write(categories);
}
function getArchiveHorizontalCategories() {
var horizontalCategories = 'Apple Butch Walker Cool Critters Frankie Friends Hmmph Makes Me Laugh Mundane Meanderings Music Rocky Raccoon Sightings The Eagles & DH Weirdness Workin\' It..er..Out ';
document.write(horizontalCategories);
}
function getYearCategories() {
var categories = 'Apple
Butch Walker
Cool
Critters
Frankie
Friends
Hmmph
Makes Me Laugh
Mundane Meanderings
Music
Rocky Raccoon
Sightings
The Eagles & DH
Weirdness
Workin\' It..er..Out
';
document.write(categories);
}
function getYearHorizontalCategories() {
var horizontalCategories = 'Apple Butch Walker Cool Critters Frankie Friends Hmmph Makes Me Laugh Mundane Meanderings Music Rocky Raccoon Sightings The Eagles & DH Weirdness Workin\' It..er..Out ';
document.write(horizontalCategories);
}
function getDayCategories() {
var categories = 'Apple
Butch Walker
Cool
Critters
Frankie
Friends
Hmmph
Makes Me Laugh
Mundane Meanderings
Music
Rocky Raccoon
Sightings
The Eagles & DH
Weirdness
Workin\' It..er..Out
';
document.write(categories);
}
function getDayHorizontalCategories() {
var horizontalCategories = 'Apple Butch Walker Cool Critters Frankie Friends Hmmph Makes Me Laugh Mundane Meanderings Music Rocky Raccoon Sightings The Eagles & DH Weirdness Workin\' It..er..Out ';
document.write(horizontalCategories);
}
function getUsername() {
var username = 'lyneyes';
document.write(username);
}
function getFeedbackLink(entryTitle) {
var encodedEmail = '';
if(encodedEmail.length > 0) {
document.write(" Feedback ");
} else {
document.write("");
}
}