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Sports News: Detroit Officially Sucks
DETROIT -- Coaching staff with Detroit's football team made an official proclamation that the franchise sucks after tallying their 11th loss this week in Chicago.
"There's no more denying it," one member of the coaching staff said. "We're not off to a slow start, we're not in a rebuilding mode, we just suck -- that's all there is to it."
The team will play Tampa Bay this weekend. If they lose their 12th straight game, they will tie a loss record tallied two years ago by St. Peter's School for Blind, Retarded Girls.
One of Detroit's defensive linemen said the team has been close to victory on many occasions, leaving them confident that they'll be able to make a late season rebound to respectability.
That player is merely kidding himselft, said June Macklin, a Detroit area psychologist. "That talk is a classic sign of denial," she said. "The only thing more tragic than the record of this team is any belief that they could see some success."
Off to a slow start? Or meant to suck?
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