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Baseball Sheds Light on Contraction Talks
Officials close to Major League Baseball shed light on recent contraction talks this week, indicating the reasons certain teams may be cut from the league.
Several reports show teams in Montreal and Minnesota are the most likely candidates to be removed prior to the start of the 2002 season. One official on the condition of anonymity said there are good reasons for those teams being chosen.
"First off, no one likes French Canadians anyway, so Montreal was a good choice," he said. "Minnesota was just unlucky. They were the victims of an 'eeny meeny miney mo.'"
Court officials are considering a block on contraction until it can be determined whether "eeny meeny miney mo" is a proper legal remedy for removal of a franchise.
No one has an argument to keep Montreal.
"They still have hockey up there," one baseball fan said. "There's no need to confuse those Frenchies with something as American as baseball."
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