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Quotes
(Only from the first three episodes at the moment)

Dodge: "Garry, Garry, Garry, Garry, Garry, Garry, Garry, Garry, Garry, Garry: I don’t make mistakes."

Barry: "I’m Barry!"

Dodge: "Sorry Garry."

Barry: "Barry."

From Queen (1.1).

"Rule 1: Do not talk about Drink Club.

Rule 2: Do not talk about Drink Club.

Rule 3: Do not talk about Drink Club.

…

Rule 8: Do not talk about Fight Club, it's a terrible film

Rule 9: No white socks please.

That is enough for week 1. You may go."

From Drink (1.2).

Dodgy: "You know, the east end has all these little squares, you don't get that anywhere else in London."

Julia Robbins: "What about Notting Hill?"

"Oh yes, there to, apart from that-"

"And they have them in Kensington, right?"

"Yes."

"and Chelsea?"

"Right."

"and there's a nice one in Soho, you've got Russell Square, Berkeley Square, Leicester Square-"

"You're beginning to annoy me now"

From Bookshop (1.3).

TV presenter: "...we also talk to her about her latest film, ken Loach's Gritty Woman. It's the story of a one legged working class girl's struggle to come to terms with her Marxist sexuality."

From Bookshop (1.3).

Police Constable: "So the victim was found with a horse's head in his bed. Anything unusual about it?"

Sergeant: "Well that is quite unusual sir"

From Bookshop (1.3).

Dodgy: "Coffee!"

Coffee shop bloke: "Would you like Laté, Mocha, Expresso, Cappucino, Sippuccino, sparkling, still, Irish or Banoffe Coffee Glory?"

From Bookshop (1.3).

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