1 What does Michael Caine empty over Mrs Huggett?

A) A tin of cling peaches
B) A packet of mange tout
C) His rubbish bin

2 When was Mrs Huggett born? Clue: (The year that Caruso died.)

A) 1921
B) 1922
C) 1923

3 Complete the quote: “I’ve got two words to say to you…”

A) Channel Five
B) Mars Attacks
C) The Swarm

4 Who of these has not been in Stella Street?

A) Dustin Hoffman
B) Cary Grant
C) Jimmy Stewart

5 What narcotic does Jimmy Hill grow in his garden?

A) Thyme
B) Cannabis
C) Rosemary

6 How does Joe Pesci describe the Slurreys?

A) Shit fuck caravan losers
B) Trailer Park fucks
C) Beastly rotters

7 Where does John Hurt make a lot of films?

A) Romania
B) Bombay
C) Hull

8 What should Dustin Hoffman do to avoid buggering the Ascot?

A) Go “down-up-down”
B) Not fill the bath above 3 inches
C) Go to the YMCA

9 Complete the quote about Pam Slurrey: “She’s the kind of woman that makes a man want to be a…”?

A) Philospoher
B) Homosexual
C) Woman

10 Who leads the demolition squad against Stella Street?

A) Kirk Douglas
B) William Shatner
C) Alan Rickman

11 Who’s had a sun tan all his life?

A) Jack Nicholson
B) Roger Moore
C) Joe Pesci

12 How does Al Pacino break his neck?

A) By being crushed by an Ikea bookcase full of screenplays he’s not going to do
B) With a hammer
C) By falling off a bridge

13 How much property does Roger Moore own on Park Lane in Monopoly?

A) A house
B) Ten hotels
C) Two whorehouses

14 What does Keith do to Mick’s holy water?

A) Washes the shop’s windows with it
B) Sloshes some Jack into it
C) Sends it back to the Vatican

15 When Mick and Keith change their shop to a chandler’s, to what do they rename it?

A) Carry on up the Jetty
B) Crimes and Missed Marinas
C) Some Like it Yacht

16 Mrs Huggett knew that Mick and Keith were mum and dad, but didn’t know they were…?

A) Dangerously psychotic
B) Half way up the Blackpool Tower with their arses on their heads
C) Rock stars

17 What does John Hurt call a goblet?

A) A goldfish bowl
B) A sink
C) A bath

18 Why did Michael Caine not know about Mrs Huggett’s party?

A) It was a surprise thank you party
B) She is a nasty, vindictive old bitch
C) He had a lobotomy

19 Why must Michael Caine dash?

A) He has to film Get Chisolm
B) They're reshowing the Swarm on Channel Five
C) He has to prepare for his thirtieth anniversary Zulu party

20 Complete the quote: “You know what they say, a friend in need is…”?

A) Jack Flatley
B) Some-like-it-up-the-fucking-arse-Tony fucking Curtis
C) A pain in the arse