Hi
there
In
a moment of idleness when I ought to be working I thought I'd read
about
Jeremy Hardy, so congratulations on doing such a splendid page.
One thing though (and if you skip to the end you'll see why it's
what I find
so frustrating about Jeremy himself): "Crucially, and perhaps the
main issue in his weekly column, Mr Hardy supports the reunification
of Northern Ireland with Eire ("Northern
Ireland
is part of Ireland, not Britain, as can clearly be seen from aerial
photographs"). [I find it surprising that so few people
agree with him-people appear not to appreciate the inevitable
problems that arise
when
a majority is gerrymandered by drawing a border to incorporate
6/9 of a
province. How would the English react if Germany drew a red line
around Buckingham Palace and claimed it because it was the will
of the people
chosen? Gets off soap box.] "
Well…
I'm not saying you're wrong, but… the protestant population
moved there an awfully long time ago, before the founding of the
United States
for
example. If there was a 300 year old German population of hundreds
of
thousands in an enclave of the British mainland, I think it might
indeed have a case for at least some autonomy, as enjoyed by many
similar
historical anomalies all across Europe (the Aaland islands, Monaco,
Kosovo
etc.). At the very least, one could empathise with calls for such
autonomy, and it wouldn't be surprising to hear such calls.
On the aerial photo comment Jeremy made, one might as well say
Scotland has
no right to independence because it only represents a minority
of the land
and population of mainland Britain. Germany clearly was in the
right to
absorb Czechoslovakia and Poland, especially considering the large
German
minorities there. Spain would look *so* much neater on the map
if it swallowed Portugal, East Timor should take over West Timor,
China is
entitled to Tibet etc.
I'm
not saying the above arguments are right, just
that
it’s not very clear cut when you look at it objectively,
there are rational
arguments on most sides, and the origins of territorial conflict
are usually
buried deep in crueller less democratic times when every government
was a
dictatorship. The English/British-Irish thing is so old it actually
predates
protestantism, at the beginning it was catholics fighting catholics.
The
crucial thing, and the only important thing really, is how you
stop innocent people (most of whom don't commit violence whoever's
in
charge)
being killed, and that's usually best done by each understanding
the
opposition's point of view, making concessions to them and doing
things with
the approval of both sides' populations. Gerry Adams made a speech
in New
York this week where he specifically said he couldn't see a united
Ireland
without the consent of the Unionist community, and this is also
what the
Irish PM has said many times. It's also enshrined in the Irish
Republic's
constitution (after a referendum in the Republic altered it following
the
Good Friday Agreement). Majority rule isn't a victory for the British,
because the shifting demographics of NI mean in 40–50 years
there will be
a Catholic majority. (This is presumably why Blair said he doesn't
think
there'll be a united Ireland in his lifetime.) What it does is
reduce the
killing and violence in the long term, and that matters more than
anything
else.
(the
Jeremy Hardy frustration bit)
What
Jeremy Hardy does quite often (albeit in an extremely funny way)
is give out a vibe that he's got it right, no one else could possibly
be right
and he doesn't have sympathy with other views. The funniest
thing I ever
heard ever from anyone was a remark he made (I think it was
on "I'm
Sorry I
Haven't A Clue") about how he hates people responding to him with
the
phrase"well what's the alternative?". One night he crept downstairs
to find
a burglar shagging the video recorder screaming "What's the alternative?!".
Now, I couldn't get that disturbing image out of my mind for
quite some
weeks and kept laughing out loud at Asda, on the bus, in court
etc.
BUT (if you're going to take it seriously, which is questionable)… what
Jeremy Hardy was actually saying was that if he objected to
something, it
didn't matter whether there was a coherent alternative or not,
or whether
his proposal was coherent. If he didn't like something, he
was entitled to
call for an end to it, without any thought for the consequences.
If you want an immediate united Ireland, it doesn't matter
if hundreds of people die in
the ensuing violence. It's creepy because it puts Jeremy Hardy
in the same
thought-free bracket as the Daily Mail, which regularly calls
for a better
funded NHS on one page and lower taxes on the next.
Don't
get me wrong, I'm a left-winger, but I want to see things actually
happen as opposed to just moaning, dreaming and posturing
for fashionable
effect. I also don't want to force my politics on the majority
without their
consent because, well, that's fascism. This half-funded half-ambitious
state
is a bit stuck, but unless you convince UK voters (who elected
Thatcher
three times in a row, and chose Peter Mandelson over Arthur
Scargill in a
left-wing seat last election) to be more left-wing, someone
like Blair
really is the most socialist person you're ever likely to
see in national
government. To misquote, it's the voters who control the
means of election,
and it's only by confronting and educating voters (not politicians)
that
you're ever going to change things.
Oh
heck, why have I written all this? Sorry. Skiving instinct no doubt.
Still, I hate to delete it now it's there. Ignore it if
you like, you'll
lose no karma.
I
wish Jeremy'd either be a bit more open-minded or a bit less
funny, cause
then I wouldn't have a problem about watching him. But
he is so amusing… aergh.
Thank
you again for the site.
Patrick
TO
MR JEREMY HARDY, CARE OF HIS SUPPORTIVE BAND OF BROTHERS
Hardly
suprising whilst being the worst comedian in Britain, Mr Hardy’s
visit to the Home of Terror, was not to give support
and sympathy to
the
thousands of innocent children and families killed in the recent bombing
in Israel, or to march down a London street with flags bearing "anti-terroism" but
for him to give support vocally and in person to the terrorist
organisations of Hamas and Hizbollah?
In
fact to show the world what a supporter of nazi terror is, and to
show himself to be a strong supporter of all that is Evil!
Is
Mr Hardy a nazi sympathiser? I believe he is after his disgusting
behaviour last week.
How
dare a man a weak little man such as he, who has absolutely no morals,
not bother to sit in an Israeli Pizzeria
and support
those
who were unashamedly
killed last week by TERRORISTS, but Mr Hardy has given support
to THESE terrorists by his way of placing his and others lives
in Danger.
For WHAT???
Why
don't you email him the TRUTH, for he FORGETS the TRUTH of who YASSER
and his FLOCK OF MURDERERS are????
Why
does AN ARAB PUT HIS CHILD IN THE FRONT LINE, PLACE WEAPONS STORAGE
IN SCHOOLS, AND THINK OF
A CHILD'S LIFE AS NOTHING
AS TO SACRIFICE
IT
WHERE THERE ARE BULLETS SHOOTINGS?
ANSWER: BECAUSE A terrorist and that of Yassers Army think
nothing of life life or them is cheap!
Mr
Hardy, why don't you know the past of Mr Arafat?
Arafat's
family name is al-Husseini. He does not use his family name
because he wants to hide the blood relationship
to his
uncle.
His uncle was Haj Amin al-Husseini, the virulent anti-Semitic
Grand Mufti of Jerusalem.
The same Grand Mufti who was a close confident of Adolf
Hitler and who also assisted in plans relating
to the final
solution' of the Jewish problem, commonly known as the
Holocaust. The same person who encouraged
an ensuing Nazi occupation of the Holy Land and the genocide/holocaust
of all Jews living there.
In parallel with the Nazi propaganda of the Third Reich,
Yasser Arafat has led his Palestinian Authority’s
own racist indoctrination
program
that depicts Jews as 'murderers and rapists, bloodsuckers,
dogs, monkeys and pigs, and enemies of Islam who
massacre the faithful'. (Please
excuse the terminology, but these are the exact phrases used
in official Palestinian media, TV and education
system.) Arafat
publicly
likes
to hide his involvement and portray himself
as distant as possible from any involvement in such racist
incitement,
as he
also does in
relation
to the murderous attacks which we have witnessed
upon
Israeli civilians in recent days.
Arafat
likes to promote this myth in order that he can direct the violence
behind
the scenes and yet publicly
remain adrift
and distant
from those
on the ground firing the guns and mortars, exonerating
his involvement.
This has been proved to be deceit of the highest
order and those who are familiar with the conflict
will not
be deceived.
And
neither will
the
Israeli Leaders as we have seen today.
PALESTINIAN
MYTH—WHO ARE THE PALESTINIANS?
READ AND LEARN MR HARDY FOR YOU NEED A HISTORY LESSON!
The general impression given in the media is that
Palestinians have lived in the Holy Land
for hundreds, if not thousands
of years. No
wonder,
then,
that a recent poll of French citizens shows
that the majority believe (falsely) that prior to the
establishment
of the
State of Israel
an independent Arab Palestinian state existed
in its place. Yet curiously, when it comes
to giving the history of this ancient people
most news outlets find it harder to go back more
than the early nineteen hundreds. CNN,
an agency which has devoted countless hours of
airtime to the plight
of the Palestinians, has a website which features a special section on
the Middle East conflict called Struggle For Peace. It includes
a promising sounding section entitled Lands Through The Ages
which assures us it will detail the history of the region using maps.
Strangely, it turns out, the maps displayed start no earlier than the
ancient date of 1917. The CBS News website has
a background section called
A Struggle For Middle East Peace. Its history timeline
starts no earlier than 1897. The NBC News background section called “Searching
for Peace” has a timeline which starts in 1916. BBCs
timeline starts in 1948.
Yet,
the clincher must certainly be the Palestinian National Authoritys
own website. While it is top heavy on such phrases as Israeli
occupation
and Israeli human rights violations the site offers practically
nothing on the history of the so-called Palestinian people. The only
article
on the site with any historical content is called Palestinian
History—20th Century Milestones which
seems only to confirm that prior to 1900
there was no such concept
as the Palestinian People.
While
the modern media may be short on information about the history
of the Palestinian people the historical record is
not. Books, such as Battleground by
Samuel Katz and From
Time Immemorial by Joan Peters
long ago detailed the history of the region.
Far from being settled by Palestinians for hundreds, if not thousands
of years, the Land of Israel,
according to dozens of visitors to the land,
was, until the beginning of the last century, practically empty.
Alphonse de Lamartine visited
the land in 1835. In his book, Recollections
of the East, he writes “Outside
the gates of Jerusalem we saw no living
object, heard no living sound
.”
None other than the famous American author Mark Twain, who visited
the Land of Israel in 1867, confirms this. In his book Innocents
Abroad he
writes, A desolation is here that not
even imagination can grace with the pomp of
life and action. We reached Tabor safely
.
We never saw a human being on the whole journey. Even
the British Consul in Palestine reported,
in 1857, The country is in a considerable
degree empty of inhabitants and therefore
its greatest need is that of
a body of population
In
fact, according to official Ottoman Turk census figures of
1882, in the entire Land
of Israel,
there were only
141,000 Muslims,
both Arab
and non-Arab. This number was to skyrocket
to 650,000 Arabs by 1922, a 450% increase
in only
40 years.
By 1938 that
number would
become
over
1 million or an 800% increase in only 56
years. Population growth was especially high in areas
where Jews lived.
Where did all
these
Arabs
come
from? According to the Arabs the huge increase
in their numbers was due to natural childbirth.
In 1944,
for
example, they
alleged that
the natural
increase (births minus deaths) of Arabs in
the Land of Israel was the astounding figure
of 334
per 1000.
That
would make
it roughly
three
times
the corresponding rate for the same year
of Lebanon and Syria and almost four times that
of Egypt,
considered amongst the
highest in the world.
Unlikely, to say the least. If the massive
increase was
not due to natural
births, then were did all these Arabs come
from?
All
the evidence points to the neighboring Arab states of Egypt,
Syria, Lebanon and
Jordan. In
1922 the
British Governor
of
the Sinai noted
that illegal immigration was not
only going on from the Sinai, but also
from Transjordan and Syria. In 1930,
the British Mandate-sponsored Hope-Simpson
Report noted that unemployment lists
are being swollen by immigrants from
Trans-Jordania and illicit
immigration through Syria and across
the northern frontier of Palestine is
material.
The Arabs themselves bare witness to this trend. For example, the governor
of the Syrian district of Hauran, Tewfik Bey el Hurani, admitted in
1934
that in a single period of only a few months
over 30,000 Syrians from Hauran had moved to the Land of Israel. Even
British Prime Minister Winston
Churchill noted the Arab influx. Churchill,
a veteran of the early years of the British mandate in the Land of Israel,
noted in 1939 that far
from being persecuted, the Arabs
have crowded into the country and multiplied.
Far
from displacing the Arabs, as they claimed, the Jews were the
very reason
the Arabs chose
to settle
in the
Land of Israel.
Jobs
provided
by newly established Zionist industry
and agriculture lured them there, just as Israeli
construction
and industry provides
most
Arabs in the
Land
of Israel with their main source
of income today. Malcolm MacDonald, one of the
principal authors
of the British
White Paper of
1939, which restricted
Jewish immigration to the Land
of Israel, admitted (conservatively) that were it
not for a Jewish
presence the Arab population
would have been
little more than half of what it
actually was. Today, when due to the latest intifada Arabs
from the territories under 35 are
no longer allowed into
pre-1967 Israel to work, unemployment
has skyrocketed to over 40% and
most rely on European aid packages
to survive.
Not
only pre-state Arabs lied about being indigenous. Even today,
many prominent
so-called Palestinians,
it turns
out, are foreign
born. Edward
Said, an Ivy League Professor
of Literature and a major Palestinian propagandist,
long claimed
to have
been
raised in Jerusalem.
However, in an article
in the September 1999 issue of
Commentary Magazine Justus Reid Weiner revealed
that Said actually
grew up in Cairo,
Egypt,
a fact which
Said himself was later forced
to admit. But why bother with Said? PLO chief
Yasir Arafat himself, self declared leader of the Palestinian people,
has always claimed to have been born and raised in Palestine.
In fact, according to his official biographer Richard Hart, as well as
the BBC, Arafat was born in Cairo on August 24, 1929 and thats
where he grew up.
To
maintain the charade of being an indigenous population, Arab
propagandists have had
to do more than a little
rewriting of
history. A major part
of
this rewriting involves the
renaming of geography. For two thousand years
the central
mountainous
region of
Israel was
known as Judea
and Samaria,
as any medieval map of the
area testifies. However, the state of Jordan occupied
the area in 1948
and renamed it the West
Bank. This is a funny
name for a region that actually
lies in the eastern portion
of the land and can only be
called West in
reference to Jordan. This does
not seem to bother the majority of news
outlets covering the region,
which
universally refer to the region
by its recent Jordanian name.
The
term Palestinian” is
itself a masterful twisting of
history. To portray themselves as indigenous,
Arab settlers adopted the name
of
an ancient Canaanite tribe, the Phillistines,
that died out almost 3000 years
ago. The connection between this
tribe and modern day Arabs is nil.
Who is to know the difference? Given
the absence of any historical record,
one can understand why Yasser
Arafat claims that Jesus Christ, a Jewish
carpenter from the Galilee, was a
Palestinian. Every year, at Christmas
time, Arafat goes to Bethlehem
and tells worshippers that Jesus was
in
fact the first Palestinian.
If
the Palestinians are indeed
a myth, then the real question
becomes Why? Why
invent a fictitious people?
The answer is that the
myth of the
Palestinian People serves
as the justification
for Arab occupation
of the Land of Israel.
While the Arabs already
possess 21
sovereign
countries of their own
(more than any
other single people on
earth) and control a land
mass 800 times
the
size of the Land of Israel,
this is apparently not
enough for them. They therefore
feel
the need
to rob the Jews of
their
one and only country, one
of the smallest on the
planet. Unfortunately,
many people ignorant of
the history of the region,
including much
of
the
world media, are only too
willing to help.
It
is interesting to note that the Bible makes reference to
a fictitious
nation
confronting Israel. They
have provoked me to jealously
by worshipping a non-god,
angered me with their
vanities. I will
provoke
them with a non-nation;
anger them with a foolish
nation
(Deuteronomy 32:21).
On
second thought, it may be unfair to compare Palestine
to Disneyland.
After
all, Disneyland
really exists.
If
you must go into history, PALESTINE was Israel, Jordan, Syria,
Egypt and some of Iraq,
and you
must remember that
the so
called "PALESTINIANS" Yasser
and his ficticious
biblical myth, were
nothing more
than Arabs.
The palestinians themselves
are not a
people. They are
a mixture
of ARABS!
Therefore, Yasser Arafat
is portraying "his people" as
a false people, that
apparently came to
the region thousands
of years ago! WRONG…
That gets it exactly backward.
Palestinian
terrorists do not blow up crowded
Israeli
pizzerias
because
they
want to
provoke Jerusalem
into abrogating
the Oslo accords
and abandoning the policy
of “land for peace”. On
the contrary: The
Palestinian leadership uses terrorism to accelerate the Oslo process—to
render Israelis so desperate and demoralized
that they will make even deeper concessions, surrender
even
more land, and struggle
even harder to
make peace with their enemies.
Yasser Arafat's Potemkin
arrests this week
notwithstanding, his Palestinian Authority
is as wedded to
terrorism as Hamas and
Islamic Jihad are.
All
three share the
same goal: the elimination
of Israel.
Strip away the rhetoric,
and the Arab war
against Israel
is based,
above
all, on
hatred of Jews.
That is as
true today, when
an Arafat-appointed sheik
promises "blessings to whoever saved a bullet to put in a Jew's
head," as
it was in the 1920s
and 1930s, when
the Jews of Hebron
were massacred
and the mufti of
Jerusalem sang Hitler's
praises.
To
justify their violence and irredentism, Arab
propagandists have
developed an elaborate mythology
about a stolen
homeland, an ancient
Palestinian
nation and a cruel
expulsion at the hands of the Jews.
They
have
repeated
it so
often and
so loudly
that much
of the
world has
come to believe
it.
While
attending the American-Arab Anti-Discrimination
Committee's
national convention
in 1991, I stopped
at a
booth selling historic
Palestinian
artifacts. This was
two years before
Oslo—Arafat
was
still in Tunisia
and there
was as
yet no
Palestinian Authority—and
I can remember
the wistfulness with
which the merchant
showed me
the old postage
stamps
marked ‘Palestine’.
“These were issued in Jerusalem,” he told me, “when Palestine
was ours; before the occupation.”
There
was the myth in a nutshell: Palestine used
to belong to
the Palestinians, who
ruled it from
their
capital in
Jerusalem until
the Jews swarmed
in and drove them out.
That is the root
of all the violence and
grief and until the Palestinians
can
return to their
homeland, the violence
and grief will go on.
The
truth is rather different MR HARDY!
The
truth is that there was never an Arab
country of Palestine
and
that Palestinian
Arabs were
never a nation.
So closely was
Palestine associated
with
Jews, in fact, that in the years
before
Israel's birth,
those who spoke of "Palestinians" were
usually referring
to the region's
Jewish residents. Arab leaders
rejected the
notion of a unique Palestinian
Arab identity,
insisting that
Palestine was merely a part
of ‘Greater
Syria’. Not
that
they saw Palestine as
much
of a prize in any case.
Until
the Zionist enterprise
got
underway,
Palestine was stagnant
and mostly
barren.
Its Arab population
was small
and declining.
With
Jewish development,
however,
came economic opportunity
and better
living
conditions, which, in turn,
attracted
huge numbers of
Arab
immigrants from beyond
Palestine's
borders.
Yet,
if the Arabs didn't
consider
themselves
Palestinians,
they
nevertheless
ended
up with most of
Palestine.
When the
Ottoman
Empire was
broken
up after World
War
I,
the Allies carved a
raft
of new Arab
countries
from
its
territory,
reserving
only
Palestine to fulfill
their
promise of a
Jewish
national
home.
Then,
in
1922, Great Britain
severed
the
77 percent of Palestine
that
lay east of the
Jordan
River and created
yet
another Arab country—today's
Jordan.
Three-fourths of historic
Palestine
is
sovereign
Arab
territory,
and
has been barred
to
Jews for 80 years.
Arabs
displaced
by
war from one
part
of Palestine
have
always had
the
rest of Palestine
to
resettle in—if
only
their Arab
brethren
would
permit
it.
The
Arab myth of an
ancient
homeland
stolen
by
Jews is dramatic
and
affecting, but it
is still a myth.
The
Jews, meanwhile—the
real Palestinians—try to
live
on just the
sliver
of land
that
lies between
the
river and the
sea. Yet
even
that
is
too much for their
neighbors,
who
cannot
abide a Jewish
state
of any size. On the
day
it was born,
they
tried
to
wipe it out.
They
have
been trying
ever
since.
Mr
Hardy, I hope that none of your family will ever have to die in a Suicide
Bomb or terrorist attack!
You
have nothing but selfish and an unmoralistic nature and I hope that
you can live with yourself for what you have done.
Miss
Botchin