Welcome
to the Unofficial Jeremy Hardy Page, the page for news and information
about the British satirist, broadcaster, columnist and comedian.
This page should be read in conjunction with the YahooGroup,
which is sometimes more up-to-date.
The
most frequently-asked questions I receive can be addressed as follows:
The
film “Jeremy Hardy versus the Israeli Army” is not
available on video. There is a GeoCities site
about the film, an IMDB
entry with nothing on it, a Channel
4 Film site, and assorted others on Google.
I have not yet been able to see the film myself, so regretfully
cannot comment on it.
Jeremy Hardy is managed by Off
the Kerb, who have a list of his live
events, and many other notable comedians on their books. I cannot
contact Mr Hardy myself, so please direct any enquiries regarding
bookings, etc., to them.
Some tour
dates have been
announced for 2007 (link to Off the Kerb's site).
Some favourite quotes:
I quite like
those fizzy Vitamin C drinks. Theyre like Fanta without the comedown. News
Quiz recording, 08/06/2001.
And
thanks to David Carr for this, a transcript from the
News Quiz.
It’s from Jeremy’s friends Emma and Martin, taken from
The Winchester and Mid Hampshire Observer, and it’s the editor
replying to a reader’s
letter (although Carrie Quinlan claims it is from an episode of the West
Wing—I know not which came first):
“Good point well made, Mr. Duncan. As you clearly say, it states
in Leviticus Chapter 18 Verse 22 that homosexuality is an abomination.
Which reminds me—there are a couple of things I need
guidance on. Firstly, If I wanted to sell my daughter into
slavery, as
sanctioned in Exodus 21:7, how much could I expect to make
from such a deal? Also,
my colleague Pete insists on working on the sabbath. Exodus
clearly says he should be put to death. Am I morally obligated
to kill
him myself, or is it OK to get some outside help? Lastly,
does the whole
city really have to be together to stone my brother John
for planting different crops side by side. And when I burn
my mother
for wearing
garments made from two different threads, do I torch her
whole or just a bit?”
Well, poly-cotton does burn well…
Latest News
Old editions
of The
News Quiz from the last decade are
run on Tuesdays on BBC7.
Jeremy is a regular guest.
Old editions of I’m Sorry, I
Haven’t a Clue, are on BBC7 on Mondays. Jeremy is an occasional
guest.
Check the Radio
Times for goodies on BBC Radio 4, BBC7 and BBC Four. Some details
are also sent to the Yahoo
Group.
It’s come to my attention
that Debbie Isitt, occasional co-star of Mr Hardy's, has directed
a film called Confetti,
which is on DVD.
Live
gigs that I get to hear of are publicised only on the Yahoo
Group,
so please join that to stay up-to-date. All dates should be listed
at
Off the Kerb,
Jeremy’s agent.
Radio recordings
Check the BBCs
ticket website for the latest details. BBC recordings are
usually at the Drill Hall, Chenies Street, London, with the
exception of I’m Sorry I Haven’t a Clue, which is
recorded in theatres throughout the Kingdom.
IMPORTANT:
This is not an official site.I am not in contact with Mr
Hardy and cannot pass your messages on to him. I am just a fan.
The word of this
site is not the word of Mr Hardy. If you need to bring something
directly to Mr Hardy’s attention, please contact him through
his agent.
I do not necessarily
agree with all or any of Mr Hardy’s views.
All
information on this page is believed to be correct. However, no responsibility
can
be
taken for any misleading information herein contained, as this information
is provided free of charge, and things can occasionally go out of
date. All
contributions/corrections are welcome. I try to respond to
everyone individually, but this sometimes takes a while (other commitments,
you
know) and may never happen! I do read all email. If I keep you
waiting too long, feel free to let me know. Don’t take it personally.
Before emailing, please check the site to see if your question’s already
been answered.
Unless a contrary
intention appears, it will be assumed that, by emailing the page, you
grant me a licence to use your letter on it, at my discretion.
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