Project Runway recap: The Top 10 designers enter their Blue Period
You'd be blue too if Michael Kors came back, only
to mock you!
Ah, MK. How we missed you
:)
Last night Project Runway did one of
their "Oh yeah, eventually you'll want to sell the clothes you make" challenges.
Tis time the idea was to design two outfits for Macy's INC line, both in blue.
And the winner would not get immunity, but would get to design a holiday dress
that Macy's would sell. It was a team challenge, so all ten had the opportunity
to pitch designs at an ONC person. She chose the five she liked, and then those
five got to choose who they wanted to partner
with.
The teams
were:
Team Leader Althea chose
Logan TL Christopher chose
Epperson TL Louise chose Nicolas (Which
sucked for her, because he had immunity, o any failure would be all on
her) TL Irina chose Gordana (or rather she
let Gordana choose her...which was oddly
passive) TL Carol Hannah was left with
Shirin
It seems like Shirin and Irina
get no respect from their fellow designers, but I've mostly liked their
respective work. Is it just that I'm naive and (extra points for recognizing
random movie reference) entranced by "crowd pleasing"
design?
So, what did we learn this
episode?
-That ruffles make Nicolas
sick. Feathers, on the other hand? Totally classy and not at all over the top or
overly feminine. -That Louise is
scatterbrained, and that for some reason ErsatzMood is not nearly as interesting
as RealMood. -That Epperson may be quiet, but
he is quietly back-stabby. Like yeah, we got the point that you and Qristyl
didn't get along. No need to bring it up again and dis her again. Stay classy,
Epperson. -That teamwork is hard. Seriously,
I would like to know what kind of isolation chamber these people all reside in
in their regular lives. It's like they've never had to interact with other
people before.
Anyway, on to the show,
where we see that Heidi can wear an fugly outfit...two weeks in a row!!! I mean,
that is something I would wear to bed. And only if my S.O. was away on travel.
We also joyfully experience the return of MK, if not ninagarcia, and we
experienced great gladness.
1. Irina
and Gordana
Look
#1 was the dress that everyone loved except me. I called it a
schamtte. It was a sundress with a dark navy bikini-style top and a
chevron-striped billowy, flowy, long handkerchief skirt. It made the model look
both flat as a board and like she had a huge ass. It would definitely be a great
maternity dress for a boho chic devotee...in fact someone should check whether
this is just a knock-off of something Nicole Ritchie recently
wore.
Look
#2 was a navy pencil skirt with a kick pleat paired with a light blue
sheer-ish short-sleeve top with a plunging vee-neck. And an even lighter blue
sheer chiffon as a sash and trim on the neck. It was really quite elegant and
lovely.
2. Althea and
Logan
a. Look
#1 was a teeny-tiny navy blue suit with a silver top. Gee, that looks
familiar. Did Althea think if she just copied most of her winning design from a
few weeks back, no one would notice. Or that they wouldn't care adding a slit to
an already too-mini skirt was asking for trouble? This was just
trampy.
Look
#2 was so boring I almost can't bear to write about it. And where was
the blue, by the way. This was a symphony in gray. hence the boring. First there
were dark gray flat-front pants with a wide waistband. These pants made the
model look even less curvy and womanly than she already does. Absolutely no
curves allowed. including no ass. Absolutely no ass allowed. The top was a
lighter gray sleeveless tank with ruffle things around the armholes and vee
neckline, with extra ruffles hanging from the front. I began to feel Nicolas's
loathing for ruffles myself.
3. Lousie
and Nicolas
Look
#1was a pale blue shift dress with a navy blue ruffled happy trail,
starting with a big tribble of blue ruffles on her let shoulder and bosom and
leading straight down the middle of the dress...to infinity and beyond. Yes,
it's as bad as I'm implying, look at the
picture!
Look
#2 was a navy shift dress with a navy and light blue clown ruffle
effect down the front. Not really a full-on rosette ruffle, more like
Leanne-style folds and ripples. This seemed kind of flight attendant-y, but
mostly the fit was horrible. Every seam was just a mess of pulls and creases.
Make sure you look at the back.
Awful.
4. Carol Hannah and
Shirin
Look
#1 was basically a flight attendant outfit, only no one, not even MK,
said so. There was a high-waisted navy skirt and a peacock blue sleeveless
bodice with an asymmetrical neckline. And a blue kerchief tied around the neck.
Total flight attendant. From the 70s. I guess they were going for Mad Men, not
flight attendant, but other than a giant keyhole back, which was kind of sexy
and unexpected, I thought this was
oh-so-very-coffee-tea-or-me.
Look
#2 was another outfit (like Irina's dress) that I did not get why the
judges liked it. Think Olivia Newton John in the climactic carnival scene in
Grease. Dark capri leggings. Big wide leather obi sash over a peacock blue
sweater tunic with more ruffles and floppy short sleeves. Sorry, outfit, you are
not the "one that I want". Woo hoo hoo,
honay!
5. Christopher and
Epperson
Look
#1was basically a big, oversized striped Oxford man-shirt with a sash.
There was some shimmer. But that didn't do enough to make this anything other
than really plain, boring and looking like it was thrown together without much
thought.
Look
#2 was a trainwreck headed for the circus. Dark capri leggings
(seriously, how are capri leggings in so many of the outfits this year?) topped
with a teal bubble tunic with a clown ruffle collar/neckline. Not only was it
stand-alone dreadful, it had no relation to Look #1. Bad idea+Bad
execution=Christopher crying all over the
runway.
Althea and Logan were
sent to safety, so that mean the judges no
likee: Louise and
Nicolas Christopher and
Epperson
But they
likee: Irina and
Gordana Carol Hannah and
Shirin
Irina took the win for her
schmatte, but you know, that there wasn't anything much better on display last
night, was there?
After much big-eyed
gulping (from Louise) and wimpy weeping (from Christopher) and inaccurate
foreshadowing about two designers going home (from Heidi), Louise was auf'ed, as
she should have been last week.
So,
I'm sure you're gathering that this was not a stellar week for the designers.
Which was disappointing after two straight weeks of creativity and innovation.
The lack of appealing designer carried over...I mean, check
out the dress Irina designed for Macy's as the winner this week. Looks
like a 70s disco dress with a big butterfly applique. Feh. And Meh, for that
matter.
But what did you
think?
Posted: Fri - October 2, 2009 at 04:07 PM EmailFeedback