GAY HEAD ON THE VINEYARD

This is page 3 of my 5 page MARTH'S VINEYARD series.And PLEASE don't complain about the title. GAY HEAD is what it is actually called as you will see.

'OLD' LIGHT HOUSE + 'OLD' HIPPY TOUR BUSES HERE COMES LUCY! WE HAVE 'ONLY' 30 MINUTES TO DO EVERYTHING - TO TAKE PICTURES WHICH IS WHY I AM HERE - TO EAT, AND TO MAKE A NECCESARY PIT STOP. THE GAY HEAD ROCK AND SPY GLASSES. SEE WHAT I MEAN. THERE ARE NAKED PEOPLE ON THE 'NUDIE BEACHES' BELOW THE WORLD FAMOUS 'GAY HEAD CLIFFS' + "OLD' LIGHT HOUSE. THESE PHOTO'S ARE SO BEAUTIFUL THAT I COULDN'T PUT UP 'JUST ONE' WHERE'D THE FENCE GO? WE'RE GETTING BIGGER AND SO IS 'THE LIGHT HOUSE'! IT'S GROWING. AND GROWING! LUCY HEARD THERE WERE NAKED PEOPLE DOWN THERE. SHE SAYS THAT SHE IS STILL SEARCHING FOR 'OF'. BUT I THINK THAT SHE IS LOOKING FOR THE EASY WAY OUT. SOMETIMES, INSTANT GRATIFICATION IS ALL THAT IT TAKES! THE CLIFFS AND THE OCEAN IS GORGEOUS! BUT THE NUDE SUN BATHERS AREN'T. SHE DIDN'T SEE ANY MALE STRIPPERS OR ANY ATHLETIC YOUNG FELLAS! SHE LOOKS DISAPOINTED. WE SPENT $45 (INCLUDING THE TIP) JUST TO SEE THIS! 2 'SHRIVELED' OLD MEN. (her words/not mine) WALKIN HAND IN HAND ON THE SAND. SHE WANTED ME TO TAKE A LOOK BUT, I SAID THAT I WOULD TAKE HER WORD FOR IT. NOT A BEACH BABE IN SIGHT IN HER BIRTHDAY SUIT. NOT EVEN A THONG. NOT EVEN A BIKINI. NOT EVEN TIGHT SHORTS! THIS IS NOT THE ONLY KIND OF BEAUTY THAT WE WERE HOPING TO SEE. I WONDER WHERE THE GIRLS FROM 'OAKS BLUFF' ARE AT? THEY ARE PROBABLY SUN BATHING ON SOME BIG SHOTS PRIVATE BEACH! IF YOU SEE KENNY DOWN THERE, LET US KNOW. LUCY WANTS TO SEE HIM. THEY ARE TOO FAR AWAY TO SEE EVERY LITTE DETAIL, ANYWAY. THAT'S ABOUT IT FOR THE CLIFFS. LET'S GET SOMETHING TO EAT. I CAN'T SEE A THING! I'M TELLING YOU THAT THEY ARE RIGHT OVER THERE! WE ARE GOING TO MISS THE BUS. IF YOU WANT TO SEE NAKED PEOPLE - YOU CAN SEE THAT WHEN WE GET HOME. LET'S GO OVER THERE FOR A LOBSTER ROLL. 15 MINUTES TO GO! I HAD AN AWESOME ROAST BEEF SANDWICH FOR $6.00. IT LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE FINALLY COMMANDEERED THE TROLLEY - FROM IN FRONT OF THE POLICE STATION. I HOPE 'THAT COP'S' NOT LOOKING FOR HIM! THE COMPITITION SNAP, SNAPPING AWAY. I SHOT THE LAST COUPLE OF PHOTO'S FROM HERE. WHILE LUCY WAS INDISPOSED. I SHOT THIS ONE FROM THE WINDOW OF THE BUS ON THE WAY BACK TO OAKS BLUFF.