IT'S A "BIG" PARADE!

This is page 3 of my 4 page series of 'THE PORTUGUESE FEAST PARADE" The best is yet to come. So, pour yourselve a few tall glasses of "THE GOLDEN NECTAR OF THE GODS' as THE IRISH do, and enjoy!...

HERE COMES MY RIDE! LATER, DUDE! COME BACK FOR ME, WHEN I AM FINISHED SHOOTING MY PICTURES! I'M GOING TO NEED THIS, IF I SEE ANY MORE BEAUTIFUL GIRLS , TODAY! GO AHEAD! MAKE OUR DAY! I'M NOT GOING TO BE BREAKING ANY LAWS WITH THESE GUYS AROUND. THEY LOOK LIKE THEY MEAN BUSINESS! PRETTY FLAGS! AND, THE GIRLS AINT BAD, EITHER! THERE GOES MY HEART, AGAIN! AND THERE GOES THE WATERBOY! I CAN FEEL THE "BIG ONE" COMING! WHERE'S THE AMBULANCE? SOMEONE, DIAL 911! OH, NO! GIRL'S IN TIGHT BLACK SLACKS! THANK THE LORD, THAT THAT'S OVER! THAT WAS A CLOSE CALL! THIS KIND OF WORK CAN BE DANGEROUS AT MY AGE. MAYBE, I SHOULD TAKE UP SOMETHING LESS STRENUOUS, LIKE GOLF! HERE COME THE MAN! HEY, ISN'T THAT KID IN THE FRONT TOO YOUNG TO BE A POLECEMAN? K9 UNIT! THAT'S ONE TOUGH, LITTLE DOGGIE! SOME OF THE SHIRIFF'S NEW TOY'S! I THINK, IT TELLS YOU WHAT IT IS ON THE DOOR OF THE TRUCK! THIS IS WHAT WE HAD TO BUY AFTER 9/11! READ THIS ONE, TOO! MATT DILLON NEVER HAD NO HIGH TECH VEHICLES LIKE THIS! AREN'T WE COLORFULL? THEY LOOK LIKE PORTUGUESE GIRLS' TO ME! I USED TO HAVE A LITTLE GUITAR JUST LIKE THIS 1, WHEN I WAS 2! MY HEART IS STARTING TO RACE, AGAIN! AND, MY BLOOD PREASURE IS CLIMBING, TOO! MAYBE, I BETTER GET IT CHECKED! NICE BALLOON'S! I WISH THAT I HAD THE LUCK OF THE IRISH! DOES ANYONE KNOW WHERE I CAN FIND "ME POT O GOLD"? AT THE END OF THE RAINBOW? WHAT RAINBOW? MAYBE, IT'S NEAR A BLARNEY STONE? I LOVE THE' IRISH ROVERS" AND THE SONG ABOUT 'THE UNICORN"! I BET THAT THEY ARE WORKING UP A TERRIBLE THIRST MARCHING IN THIS BLOODY HEAT! ANYONE SEEN A LEPRECHAUN? OR A FOUR LEAF CLOVER? IF I COULD CATCH ONE, HIS "KETTLE-O-GOLD" WOULD BELONG TO ME. AND I COULD BUY A NEW G5 WITH THE 23" LCD MONITOR. WOULD'NT THAT BE AS SWEET AS IRISH BEER AND WHISKEY? MY OLD FRIEND "MR. JOHN O'MALLEY" IN THE MIDDLE. HE'S A REAL IRISH GENTLEMAN! DIGGER O 'MALLEY CAN REALLY HOLD HIS LIQUOR, ESPECIALLY ON 'ST. PADDY'S DAY." DO THE SHRINERS DRINK "THAT GOOD OLD MOUNTAIN DEW" LIKE THE HAPPY IRISH? IT LOOKS LIKE MORE MEN IN DRESSES. MAYBE,THIS IS THE WAY TO GO IN THE SUMMER. HERE COME'S MY NEW HOUSE! LUCY SAYS, THAT'S WHERE I'LL BE LIVING IF I'M NOT CAREFUL! THESE GUYS LOOK IRISH, TOO! I GUESS, THEY COULDN'T AFFORD SEPARATE BICYCLES! OR TO GET A BIKE WITH 2 BIG WHEELS.