DEREK, COME HOME!
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| WRITTEN BY EFHJR
Has anyone seen this bitchin biker(aka)"DEREK THE DEMON" (aka) "DEREK THE MENACE" or in the words of the police "THAT DAMN MOTORCYCLE MANIAC"? If you have, please tell him to go home. His wife, Fatima found their cute, little pouch who keeps getting out of the yard, over 3 days, ago. Tell him to sneak in through the back. There might be a squad car or 2, waiting to speak to him about all of the racket he has been making with his Harley. One officer told me; "THERE'S A CELL WITH HIS NAME ON IT!"
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2 WILD LADIES! |
| When I asked these 2, wild and sexy woman (seen here practicing their moves for "THE PORTUGUESE FEAST") if they had seen "DEREK" in the last few days, this is what they had to say: "WE HAVEN'T SEEN HIM, BUT WE HAVE HEARD HIM AND THAT INFERNO MACHINE OF HIS. IT'S A WONDER IF ANYONE CAN SLEEP IN THE ENTIRE CITY OF NEW BEDFORD WITH THE COMOTION THAT ENGINE MAKES. HASN'T HE EVER HEARD OF A TUNE-UP?" (Geez, I''m sorry that I asked} My Thanks to: Maria (in green) and Gloria (in pink) |
I asked the 2 hot ladies above if they had found any "OF". 'WE ARE WORKING ON IT, HONEY", they shouted out! So, I asked them one last question-(a question no one had asked before that was perhaps the most important question of all) . "What will you do with it when you find it?"
WE'LL TAKE A DOULBLE SHOT OF OUR BABY'S "OF" ! THAT'S FOR SURE, AND MAYBE MORE! " Good luck, Girls! Take a chance on "OF" in the links, below.  |
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| THE QUEST FOR "OF" |
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| WRITTEN BY EFHJR |
There is nowhere that we won't go in our never-ending quest for "OF"
On Land? In the Air? Or, On the Sea, as you can see by the beautiful photo of "The Persistent Lucy" below. I said it before. And, I'll say it, again. "MAN, SHE'S TOUGH!" And I should know. I have been Happily married to her for 21 years. When she sets her mind to something, there is no looking back, maybe that is why she can't read the sign right behind her.
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