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Other classics in dire need of NOT being "reshot":
(Feel free to add to this list)
"Together again for the first time!"
Coming soon:
Leonardo DiCaprio as Harold and Gloria Stuart as Maude.
And... let's see... who shall we get for the remake of...
How about...
Isabella Rosselini as Ilsa (That's a no-brainer for a producer, ey? Looks good on paper.)
and Tom Hanks as Rick (What, you don't think so? The All-American boy to play the All-American expatriate. Second choice (maybe should have been first): box-office champ (and a hard to argue with choice--can we get 'im?), Harrison Ford. Or, to add a little "Is he a good guy or a bad guy"... Jack.
And to fill out the great international supporting cast:
Co-starring
Danny DeVito as Captain Renault (What? You expected maybe Gerard Depardieu?)
Alan Rickman as Major Strasser
Liam Neeson as Victor Lazlo
Michael Palin as Emil, the croupier (What? You expected maybe Gerard Depardieu?)
Wayne Knight (playing against type) as Carl, the big(-hearted) German waiter
Mira Sorvino as Yvonne
Yakov Smirnoff as Sascha, the Russian waiter (I don't really mean Yakov Smirnoff, but I can't find the name of the actor who played the cosmonaut who befriends John Lithgow in "2010")
Roberto Benigni as The Italian officer who can't get a word in edgewise
Sophie Marceau as the Bulgarian refugee
Marlon Brando (of course) as Signor Ferrari
and as the weaselly Signor Ugarte (played originally by Peter Lorre)
... either Jason Alexander, Steve Buscemi or, in a cameo...
Bill Clinton.
Wait a second. We've left out a key character. How could we overlook him? Surely the role can't be that hard to cast. We can find any number of excellent actors who fit the part's most superficial of casting requirements: Samuel L. Jackson... Danny Glover... Giancarlo Esposito. All terrific. Denzel Washington has played a musician before. But Sam? Who could be Sam? Morgan Freeman? Lawrence Fishburne? I considered Forest Whitaker. He was Charlie Parker for Clint Eastwood's "Bird." (Hell, I even considered Little Richard!) Forest Whitaker is about as close as I got. But, let's face it, just as nobody can play "As Time Goes By" like Sam, nobody can play Sam like Dooley Wilson. (And perhaps you might feel the same way about some of the rest of the cast.) "Rick's wouldn't be Rick's" and Casablanca wouldn't be Casablanca without Sam. So... so much for the remake.
(Thank goodness.)