Eventually there will be some less meaningless content here. Until that time....


Quotes from Spiro T. Agnew:

...but really composed by William Safire, who wasn't quite as much of a boob.

◦ In the United States today, we have more than our share of the nattering nabobs of negativism.

◦ A spirit of national masochism prevails, encouraged by an effete corps of impudent snobs who characterize themselves as intellectuals.

◦ They have formed their own 4-H club - the hopeless, hysterical hypochondriacs of history.

◦ An intellectual is a man who doesn't know how to park a bike.


From Alice in Wonderland


Alice came to a fork in the road.
"Which road do I take?" She asked.
"Where do you want to go?" responded the Cheshire cat.
"I don't know," Alice answered.
"Then," said the cat, "it doesn't matter."


One of the great unanswered questions for humanity:


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