Loose lips

So, you heard about the woman in White Center who bit the lip off her ex-boyfriend as they were kissing last night.

It was the lower lip.

I can see that. I once almost bit a woman's earlobe off. But that was an accident. This seems to have been done on purpose.

The story in the P-I says the doctors at Highline Hospital were unable to reattach the lip. But I think they might just be saying that; I suspect the man told them to throw it away, that he would prefer a life of disfigurement. Because check out this part of the story: When the King County Sheriff's deputies arrived on the scene, and went into the bedroom where the assault had occurred, they "found the man's lip on the floor, coated with cat hair."

Now that's just grotesque. I'm not sure there is enough PhisoHex in all Christendom to get that lip clean enough that I'd want it sewn back on my mouth.

I'm surprised the cats didn't eat it.

Posted: Tue - November 6, 2007 at 05:54 PM

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