Sun - July 12, 2009

Preview of coming attractions


Here is a story from Astley Bridge, Bolton, England, about a man who just had a one-centimeter-square piece of Ford Cortina windshield pop out of his face, 30 years after the accident in which he went through that windshield.

All this time, he thought the lump on his chin was just a benign cyst, but he cut the lump while shaving and it got infected, so he went to Royal Bolton Hospital, his local National Health Service hospital, where a doctor gave him some antibiotics and sent him on his way. Then he cut it again while shaving and realized there was something hard inside, so he squeezed it and the piece of glass came out.

At the time of the accident he had been taken to Royal Blackburn Hospital, a different National Health Service hospital, where "They patched me up and sent me on my way."

This is what you get when you put your health care in the hands of the government.

Posted at 11:12 AM    

Mon - July 6, 2009

Got kinda windy all of a sudden


Here at Jalopnik we see a video taken from a locomotive as it, and the train it is pulling, encounters a tornado.

Always bet on the tornado.

Posted at 07:36 PM    

Thu - July 2, 2009

Your tax dollars at work


It appears our loon Congressman-for-life-because-the-"progressives"-think-he's-peachy Jim McDermott employs loons on his staff, too.

In the real world, that woman would be removed from her job.

Posted at 03:51 PM    

New Death Train crushes another


In case you missed the news, the new Sound Transit Link light rail line, currently in test runs -- not even running for real yet, mind you -- just totalled a car at Martin Luther King Way S and S Myrtle Street. Fortunately, the motorist was only injured, and not killed.

As one of the people commenting on the linked article said, "I'd hoped sound transit [sic] would be taking cars off of the regions [sic] highways, but I didn't know they were going to do it one at a time!"

As I have said before, the reason they took up the streetcar tracks in the old days was because trains kill people when they run among the pedestrians and cars. They knew what they were doing when they switched to buses -- buses can swerve and brake suddenly, and trains cannot.

"Oh, but the driver of the car made an illegal turn," say the train apologists. Yes, the driver apparently did make an illegal turn -- as people do, every single day, without being crushed under the steel wheels of a massive implacable machine -- but now we have such a machine to kill illegal-turn-makers, a machine which exists only because our "progressive" citizens crave an emollient for their fevered psyches.

Posted at 01:35 PM    

The other side of the lap of luxury


You could buy me one of these right now and make me a very happy man. While you're at it, buy one for yourself. Man, that'd be livin', to use one of those every day. (Every day, if your alimentary plumbing is working right.)

I had never heard of such a thing before I read about them today in Dooce, and it seems this is a giant product category that normal people have never heard of before, so far being aimed at the infant market. Those marketers are missing out.

Posted at 01:06 PM    

Tue - June 16, 2009

Iran


See, the thing about election fraud is, (a) It can be hard to detect while it is happening, and (b) Once it's been done, it is very, very hard to reverse it.

Our Washington Secretary of State Sam Reed always says, "We have no history of election fraud in this state," or something like that. NO -- we have no history of FINDING election fraud in this state. Because we have no history of LOOKING FOR IT in this state -- and it is almost totally unguarded against in this state.

You have to put mechanisms in place, many mechanisms, to block every possible avenue of fraud. You have to. The people who think our new all-vote-by-mail system is wonderful are gigantic naifs, and are too simple-minded to be entrusted with the running of our elections.

Posted at 09:46 AM    

Mon - June 15, 2009

Good old days


Here are a couple of sites devoted to photographs of old-time Seattle: PaulDorpat.com and VintageSeattle.org.

Paul Dorpat has for many years written the "Seattle Now and Then" page in the Sunday magazine supplement of the Seattle Times. His web site offers archives of those columns, and lots of new old stuff.

VintageSeattle.org mostly just shows high resolution photos of bygone days in Seattle. For example, check out this entry, Seattle By Air, 1979. I point that one out because that's pretty much what Seattle looked like when moved here two years later -- the Seafirst Building (now the 1001 Fourth Avenue Building) was, at 40 stories, the tallest building in town, and there were few other tall buildings. They used to call the Seafirst Building, a glass and steel rectangular cube, "the box the Space Needle came in." I haven't heard THAT one for a long time.

Posted at 03:08 PM    

Sun - June 14, 2009

"Everything's good when it sits on a Ritz."


Here is a doctor writing in Slate.com that we would all be better off if we ate more excrement.

He says it would be good for our immune systems, that we would be better able to handle the really nasty infections if our immune systems were regularly given a workout on some nice excrement in our stomach. He's right, you know; studies have shown that kids who are heavily protected from dirt are more prone to develop allergies, asthma, and such.

He's right. You go first, and tell us how it works out for you. (Actually, those of you who are eating "organic" produce have probably already started this regimen.)

Posted at 05:43 PM    

Thu - June 11, 2009

The tax of crime, which we all pay


Here is a long article in City Journal from several years ago detailing how the Mafia got a stranglehold on New York City, and how the stranglehold was broken.

Short story: Unions hired mobsters to use violence to intimidate businesses that wouldn't give the unions what they wanted. Businesses caved in and gave the unions what they wanted. Eventually the mobsters controlled the unions. Control of the unions, and continued use of violence, and threats of strikes, allowed them to control most of the business that went on in New York City. Democratic Party politicians, both local and national, dependent on the unions for votes and money and muscle, looked the other way, and pretended the system was good for New York City.

How was this stranglehold broken? Read the article -- you may be surprised, as I was, to find that William Ruckelshaus played a key role in it.

Posted at 08:57 PM    

New survey finds people are somewhat aware, and very stupid


Found at the Los Angeles Times' Top of the Ticket blog: A new Harris survey finds that most Americans realize that talking on a cell phone while driving is dangerous, but they don't care and do it anyway.

Seventy-two percent of people who drive and own a cell phone say they do both at the same time. The number is in the eighties of percents for folks under 44.

Meanwhile, eighty-eight percent say it is dangerous to talk on a cell phone while driving.

(Twenty-seven percent say they text-message and drive at the same time, at least occasionally. Which ought to scare the pants off you.)

It appears that the misguided state laws banning handheld phoning while driving but allowing hands-free phoning while driving have had the deleterious effect of making people think hands-free phoning is safer than handheld phoning, seventy-one percent of those polled by Harris. But, as several studies have shown, what makes talking on a cell phone while driving unsafe is not the use of a hand, it is the loss of mental focus on driving -- a loss of mental focus greater than that resulting from a .08 blood alcohol level. BUT, even in states having hands-free phoning laws, forty-nine percent of those polled hold the phone in their hands while phoning and driving.

Stop it. Just stop it. No phone call is so important you need to do the equivalent of drink and drive to make it.

Posted at 03:49 PM    

Thu - June 4, 2009

For your "Man and Woman" file


There have been a couple of interesting studies in the news recently, about how men and women relate.

First, here is one from the Max Planck Institute in Germany, as reported by the London Telegraph: Men who marry younger women live longer, and the greater the age differential, the greater the increase in life span. They are not sure if it's because having a younger wife actually makes a man live longer, or if it is the healthier older men, i.e., men who were going to live longer anyway, who can get the younger women. Meanwhile, women get no life-span benefit from marrying younger -- in fact, marrying a man significantly younger OR older INCREASES a woman's chance of dying younger. Tough luck, ladies. The study was not a controlled experiment, it was a statistical study of all deaths in Denmark between 1990 and 2005, and the numbers are in the linked article.

And then there is this study performed by psychologists at Radboud University of Nijmegen in the Netherlands, who found that talking to a pretty woman makes a man stupid. And the prettier he thinks she is, the stupider the man gets. (In other news, water is wet.) They had men perform tests of cognitive ability, such as math puzzles, and then had them talk to pretty women, and then had them do the tests again, and the scores after talking to the women were lower. There was no effect on the men's cognitive ability after talking to other men between the tests, and women showed no degradation in cognitive ability after talking to either sex. Here, you can read about it in this report on TheLondonPaper.com.

I am reminded of this time at work, and, no, I won't tell you about it.

Posted at 08:20 PM    

Wed - June 3, 2009

Public works, yet again.


So, today they came and removed all the pavement where yesterday they cut lines into the pavement.





I still have no idea what this is all about.

Posted at 04:26 PM    

Quote of the day



I had not heard of George Dennison Prentice until I read that quote. He was a newspaper editor who founded the Louisville Journal and died in 1870. And he was smart about health.

Posted at 04:19 PM    

Tue - June 2, 2009

Political trickery in Seattle


I just got push-polled.

A push poll is when they call you up and ask you to take part in a survey about the upcoming election, and eventually it gets around to, "I'm going to say a few statements about some of the candidates and I want you to tell me if that makes you more likely to vote for the candidate, or less." And then the statements are all positive for one candidate, and negative for the others. Or what they think you would think were positive statements, and negative statements.

It's not really a poll at all; it's a trick.

This evening, I figured it out almost immediately. I even said to the guy, "Ohhhh, a PUSH poll! Keep going." And he did.

The candidate on whose behalf the push poll was done is our incumbent bloated-sack Mayor, Greg Nickels. It was obvious from the negative statements included in this "poll" that the candidates he fears most are Jan Drago and Joe Mallahan.

I wasn't planning on voting for Nickels anyway. Now, I am going to invite you to not vote for him, either.

Posted at 08:06 PM    

Further public works update


So, now that they have scraped the top layer of asphalt off of Fourth Avenue, and installed little tar ramps around all the manhole covers and gratings, and let the scraped street rest for several days, now they are cutting into the exposed road surface.



See those patterns of white lines? All of those are places where they cut into the road with a radial saw. And there are lots more of those cuts elsewhere up and down the street. And, MAN is that cutting loud -- naturally, they do this on a day when it is over 80 degrees and we all have our windows open.

I wonder if they are going to install sensors in those cuts. They previously installed the bus stop concrete pads all up Fourth, consistent with the coming "Rapid Ride" bus service -- another feature of Rapid Ride is bus lanes that get a green light when all other lanes are red, and I can imagine that sensors in the road are necessary to trigger the light to turn green for the bus.

But I didn't think Rapid Ride was going up Fourth Avenue, I though it was on First.

In the Fullness of Time, all will be revealed.

Meanwhile, I forgot to mention, they planted saplings on Third Avenue, in the holes in the new sidewalk.


Posted at 03:20 PM    

Thu - May 28, 2009

You do not have enough to read; here, have thousands of old magazines


Nobody told me that Sports Illustrated has all its old articles online in the something they call the "SI Vault." Thanks a lot, people; I have to find these things out by accident.

So, here, to try it out, read two of my all-time favorite Sports Illustrated articles: "Bell of the Ball Game," about the Wabash-DePauw college football rivalry, from the September 10, 1973 issue, and "Nile Kinnick," about the greatest Heisman Trophy winner, from the August 31, 1987 issue. (I actually have saved those two issues in paper form, and they are around here somewhere, but who has the time to go find them?)

Alas, it appears that the photos and artwork that accompanied the articles are not included. Oh, well.

Last night I read seven articles from the 1950s and 1960s about the Indianapolis 500. This SI Vault is an absolute boon to mankind!

Posted at 11:33 PM    

Wed - May 27, 2009

Yet more public works around here


In case you were worried that the Seattle Department of Transportation was not going to fulfill its promises, yes, they are scraping all the asphalt off Fourth Avenue tonight. And tomorrow night. And the night after that.



That's a pretty nifty asphalt scraping machine they've got there. Fortunately, I will get to watch it a lot, because they will be scraping until 6 a.m. every night.

I have no idea why they are doing this. I think Fourth Avenue is in pretty good shape, asphalt-wise.

Posted at 08:44 PM    

Tue - May 26, 2009

Some days it doesn't pay to get out of bed


Here's a news item from Nelson, California about a man who was fortunate enough to be able to walk away from his vehicle when he rolled it over early Sunday morning.

Unfortunately, he walked onto the railroad tracks and into the path of an onrushing Amtrak train and was killed.

Posted at 06:03 PM    

Bumper man


Why do our local news providers not tell us about such celebrities in our midst? Why do I have to read about them in the London Daily Telegraph?

Seattle being a hotbed of ... diversity ... you'd think this man would be on the City Council. At a minimum, I would expect there to be a commission about preventing discrimination against his type, and providing them with parking spaces.

Posted at 11:23 AM    

To protect and serve, stylin'


Once again the Washington State Patrol has been named the best-dressed state police force in the USA. This year they tied with the Mississippi Highway Patrol.

The public safety uniform awards are presented annual by the North American Association of Uniform Manufacturers and Distributors. Yes, there is a trade association for everything.

Fortunately, I have never had the chance to see a WSP uniform up close, so I cannot say whether I agree with the award. But they keep winning it.

When I used to live in Gary, the Gary Police Department had really cool uniforms, I thought: Dark blue shirts, medium blue-gray pants, blue-gray neckties, blue-gray topped officer hats. That was the only good thing about that particular police force.

The WSP uniforms are made by Blumenthal Uniforms, if you want to buy one for yourself.

Posted at 11:17 AM    

Sun - May 17, 2009

"When is a sidewalk fully dressed? When it's Waring Hudsucker!"


The Sun-Times reports that Sears Tower in Chicago is having installed extensions jutting 4.3 feet out from the west side of its 103rd-floor observation platform.

These extensions will have all-glass walls, and and an all-glass ceiling. And an all-glass floor. So it will seem you are standing out there in mid-air, 1353 feet up. Like Dumbo, or something.

They are only doing it on the west side because, due to the stepped-back construction of the Tower, the west side is the only side where a person four feet out from the building would be able to look down and see all the way to the sidewalk. The hard, hard sidewalk, upon which your body would make a thin, wide puddle.

Posted at 03:16 PM    

Tue - May 12, 2009

Carbon button



Say, that Doris Day was FINE-looking.

Posted at 12:30 PM    

Sun - May 10, 2009

Probably not wearing pants, either


I do not know the weekend news anchors at WGN-TV in Chicago, and I have never seen them on the air, but they seem to enjoy their jobs.

Gravitas, it's all about gravitas.

Posted at 04:51 PM    

Quote of the Day



I never heard of Dr Holmes until today, but he was pretty wise. In that sentence he has captured several people I know, and many public figures, including our current Vice President.

Posted at 04:46 PM    

Sat - May 9, 2009

The Dog Prince, as in "smells like"



This is by his own admission. It could be true -- he wears his hair in a short, spiky 'do, where anything is possible.

I recall reading an interview with Christopher Walken where he said he did not use soap or shampoo on his hair, but merely rinsed it with water every day.

They say that if you don't wash your hair, the scalp-oil output will actually decrease, and your hair will reach an equilibrium of natural cleanliness. They say. I have heard different figures for how long it takes to reach this equilibrium, varying from one week to four weeks. I tried it once for four days and couldn't stand it any more.

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