The seventh list.

TOP TEN
ABILITIES I HAVE DEVELOPED
IN ECE 340

10. FALLING ASLEEP WITH MY EYES OPEN.

9. EATING A COMPLETE CONTINENTIAL BREAKFAST WITHOUT MAKING A SOUND.

8. MAKING NIFTY TOP TEN LISTS.

7. CONVOLVING TWO SIGNALS TOGETHER. (WAIT…THAT'S NOT TRUE…)

6. LEARNING HOW TO LET GO OF THAT 4.0 GPA.

5. WHIMPERING AND SNIVELING WITH THE BEST OF THEM.

4. BINDING UP MY CARES AND WOES.

3. COMPLAINING ON CUE.

2. ENDURING THE MINDLESS BANTER OF OTHERS.

1. ACCEPTING DEFEAT.

Postscript
I had actually learned how to let go of that 4.0 GPA some time before.