The sixth list.

TOP TEN
THINGS YOU’LL NEVER HEAR
IN ECE 340

10. “HEY GUYS, LET’S PASS THE HAT AND CHIP IN TO GIVE THE GUY WHO MAKES THE TOP TEN LISTS A LITTLE EXTRA MONEY.”

9. “CLASS, I’VE HAD IT WITH THESE SLIDING CHALKBOARDS…AFTER I FILL THE BOTTOM ONE YOU’RE ALL DISMISSED.”

8. “I WOULDN’T MISS THIS CLASS FOR ANYTHING.”

7. “TODAY, CLASS, SINCE IT’S FRIDAY, I’M GOING TO READ THE TOP TEN LIST ALOUD.”

6. “THIS IS GREAT…I JUST CAN’T GET ENOUGH OF THESE LAPLACE TRANSFORMS.”

5. “CLASS, SINCE THERE’S NO CHALKBOARD ERASER HERE TODAY I’M GOING TO HAVE TO CANCEL CLASS.”

4. “WELL, CLASS, SINCE YOU’VE ALL BEEN SO NICE AND QUIET I’M GOING TO LET YOU OUT FIVE MINUTES EARLY.”

3. “THIS HOMEWORK IS WAY TOO SIMPLE, DR. THARP…YOU’RE INSULTING OUR INTELLIGENCE.”

2. “HOT DOGS…ICE CREAM…POPCORN!”

1. “OH…I GET IT, DR. THARP!”