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function getBlogName() {
var blogName = 'Dave\'s Reality Distortion Field';
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}
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function getCalendarHead() {
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document.write(calendarHead);
}
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var calendarRows = '| | | | | | | 1 |
| 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 |
| 9 | 10 | 11 | 12 | 13 | 14 | 15 |
| 16 | 17 | 18 | 19 | 20 | 21 | 22 |
| 23 | 24 | 25 | 26 | 27 | 28 | 29 |
| 30 | 31 | | | | | |
';
document.write(calendarRows);
}
function getCategoryCalendarRows() {
var calendarRows = '| | | | | | | 1 |
| 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 |
| 9 | 10 | 11 | 12 | 13 | 14 | 15 |
| 16 | 17 | 18 | 19 | 20 | 21 | 22 |
| 23 | 24 | 25 | 26 | 27 | 28 | 29 |
| 30 | 31 | | | | | |
';
document.write(calendarRows);
}
function getEntryCalendarRows() {
var calendarRows = '| | | | | | | 1 |
| 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 |
| 9 | 10 | 11 | 12 | 13 | 14 | 15 |
| 16 | 17 | 18 | 19 | 20 | 21 | 22 |
| 23 | 24 | 25 | 26 | 27 | 28 | 29 |
| 30 | 31 | | | | | |
';
document.write(calendarRows);
}
function getArchiveCalendarRows() {
var calendarRows = '| | | | | | | 1 |
| 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 |
| 9 | 10 | 11 | 12 | 13 | 14 | 15 |
| 16 | 17 | 18 | 19 | 20 | 21 | 22 |
| 23 | 24 | 25 | 26 | 27 | 28 | 29 |
| 30 | 31 | | | | | |
';
document.write(calendarRows);
}
function getYearCalendarRows() {
var calendarRows = '| | | | | | | 1 |
| 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 |
| 9 | 10 | 11 | 12 | 13 | 14 | 15 |
| 16 | 17 | 18 | 19 | 20 | 21 | 22 |
| 23 | 24 | 25 | 26 | 27 | 28 | 29 |
| 30 | 31 | | | | | |
';
document.write(calendarRows);
}
function getDayCalendarRows() {
var calendarRows = '| | | | | | | 1 |
| 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 |
| 9 | 10 | 11 | 12 | 13 | 14 | 15 |
| 16 | 17 | 18 | 19 | 20 | 21 | 22 |
| 23 | 24 | 25 | 26 | 27 | 28 | 29 |
| 30 | 31 | | | | | |
';
document.write(calendarRows);
}
function getBlogEntriesCount() {
var blogEntriesCount = '252';
document.write(blogEntriesCount);
}
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Culture and Sports: 12
Family and Friends: 44
Politics: 22
Technology: 82
Travel: 12
Weather: 34
Wildlife and Pets: 16
Work: 14
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document.write(categoryStatistics);
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}
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Family and Friends
Politics
Technology
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Weather
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Work
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document.write(categories);
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document.write(horizontalCategories);
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Books
Culture and Sports
Family and Friends
Politics
Technology
Travel
Weather
Wildlife and Pets
Work
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document.write(categories);
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document.write(horizontalCategories);
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Culture and Sports
Family and Friends
Politics
Technology
Travel
Weather
Wildlife and Pets
Work
';
document.write(categories);
}
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var horizontalCategories = ' Air and Space and Science Books Culture and Sports Family and Friends Politics Technology Travel Weather Wildlife and Pets Work ';
document.write(horizontalCategories);
}
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Books
Culture and Sports
Family and Friends
Politics
Technology
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Weather
Wildlife and Pets
Work
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document.write(categories);
}
function getArchiveHorizontalCategories() {
var horizontalCategories = 'Air and Space and Science Books Culture and Sports Family and Friends Politics Technology Travel Weather Wildlife and Pets Work ';
document.write(horizontalCategories);
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Books
Culture and Sports
Family and Friends
Politics
Technology
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Weather
Wildlife and Pets
Work
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document.write(categories);
}
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document.write(horizontalCategories);
}
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Books
Culture and Sports
Family and Friends
Politics
Technology
Travel
Weather
Wildlife and Pets
Work
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document.write(categories);
}
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var horizontalCategories = 'Air and Space and Science Books Culture and Sports Family and Friends Politics Technology Travel Weather Wildlife and Pets Work ';
document.write(horizontalCategories);
}
function getUsername() {
var username = 'David Syzdek';
document.write(username);
}
function getFeedbackLink(entryTitle) {
var encodedEmail = 'dsyzdek(at)cox.net';
if(encodedEmail.length > 0) {
document.write(" Feedback ");
} else {
document.write("");
}
}