Three For One Day at the Hospital

Missy
licks Caroline's wounds. That's probably not a good idea. Oh well. I had to
lick my own wounds. What happens when
you cross a desert tortoise, a sulcata tortoise, a teddy bear cholla, a one year
old, and a neurological event? By the end of the night, all three us had been in
the emergency room. Anyway, Caroline and I were out in the backyard looking at
the tortoises and she saw our sulcata and went walking down the pool decking
towards it. Too late I noticed she was walking barefoot towards a fallen cholla
nodule. I ran to pick her up and I thought I got to her in time but as I picked
her up she swung her leg and contacted the cholla with her toes and the top of
her foot. As she felt the spines penetrate her foot, I grabbed for the cholla
and she kicked and the cholla lodged in the back of the fingers of my right
hand. She had a bunch of spines sticking out of her foot and toes. I scooped up
my screaming daughter in my left arm and carried her into the house.
My first thought was pliers. I needed
pliers. I carried her into the garage. I grabbed some pliers and started pulling
out some of her spines. She screamed and flailed wildly. The spines are barbed
and take a lot of force to remove. With only one hand there was no way to remove
the spines. I tried to remove some of the spines from my hand but I couldn't do
that either. I needed help.I carried
her inside, sat her on the edge of the kitchen sink, dialed Nancy's cell phone,
and told her to come home NOW. Caroline sat on my lap and I sat on the couch.
She screamed continuously and cried for mommy until Nancy arrived about 15
minutes later. For the rest of the story and how Nancy ended as a patient in the
ER, read her blog. Today Caroline is fine except for being
little bruised and bloody. She went to day care and was just fine. My fingers
are a little sore and bruised and my arm is sore from the tetanus shot. Today
Nancy was very tired, a little unsteady, and generally feeling lousy all day. I
think she'll feel better tomorrow.
Posted: Wed - July 27, 2005 at 07:27 PM