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Published On: Sep 16, 2005 07:13 AM
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Published On: Sep 16, 2005 07:13 AM
Open Letter to the Kansas School Board regarding the teaching of evolution and "intelligent design"
Kansas seems to want to promote creationism in
public schools under the thinly veiled guise of "intelligent design." My
solution to this idiocy that college admission boards around the country should
simply stop accepting Kansas students. However, there is a better
solution.
Since there are multiple theories of intelligent design, Kansas should teach equal portions of evolution, creationism, and intelligent design by the Flying Spaghetti Monster. Find out more about this religion and see how you can order a t-shirt or mug. Link. Also, check out the interesting negative correlation between the number of pirates in the world and global temperatures.
Also, consider converting to Flying Spaghetti Monsterism. Moral standards are low, all Fridays are religious holidays, and there is a Stripper Factory AND beer volcano in heaven.
Since there are multiple theories of intelligent design, Kansas should teach equal portions of evolution, creationism, and intelligent design by the Flying Spaghetti Monster. Find out more about this religion and see how you can order a t-shirt or mug. Link. Also, check out the interesting negative correlation between the number of pirates in the world and global temperatures.
Also, consider converting to Flying Spaghetti Monsterism. Moral standards are low, all Fridays are religious holidays, and there is a Stripper Factory AND beer volcano in heaven.
Posted: Fri - August 12, 2005 at 09:54 AM