Welcome to Millie and Harley's on-line store. your one-stop shop for all things Millie and Harley related.
LOU LOU SUPERGLUE
This special glue was developed after Harley was witness to one of his human housemates supergluing her finger to her bellybutton whilst trying to replace the stone in her bellybutton ring. Harley was so distressed to witness this, that he developed this glue, which is scientifically proven not to stick fingers to bellybuttons. Contains nuts.
£25.99
HARLIEL WASHING
POWDER
The original and still the best. Harliel washing powder is gentle on your clothes, whilst at the same time being tough on those nasty stains! Available in original or Beefy-Fresh.
£11.49
GREMILLINS GAME
FOR ATARI CONSOLE
Now not many people remember that before entering the cut-throat world of web-design, Millie was an actress. She played the lead role in several 80s blockbusters such as 'Big Busters', 'The Breakfast Club', 'The Elevenses Club', 'The Lunch Club', and 'The I'm-still-hungry-will-you-please-feed-me Club'. Now here is your chance to put yourself in her place in this wonderful Atari game based on her biggest role in the bittersweet comedy/thriller 'Gremillins'.
£53.59
PIGGY
BREK
As eaten by Millie on a winter morn. It's central eating for cats, apparently, giving her the chernobyl-like glow.
SERVING SUGGESTION: Why not serve with a knob of lard and a couple of tablespoons of syrup. Yum!
Available in original and with added oil.
(Trial Price) £10.47
HARLEY'S RUSKS
What can we say? basically... if you feed your little 'un these delicious Tuna & Herring Flavoured Rusks, you'll get a handsome young chappy like Harley. (OK- they fart a lot, but...well... no pain no gain and all that!!!).
But do beware... if Harley catches you eating his Rusks you may be in for a hard time!!!!!!!!!
FAT-TARTS
If you, like Millie, are a busy pussy and are constantly on the go with a family and a business to run, you may not have time for breakfast. This can result in anxiety and weight-loss. So, to avoid all of you busy busy pussies the worry- try new Fat-Tarts. there's enough fat in each pastry to ensure that your weight will not fall below 7 stone.
All this, and the delicious taste of the finest lard.
£6.99 (per pastry)