Supertelevangelistic



OK, I know its been everywhere on the net, but I HAD to put it here too....

Thanks to Spaff for posting it all...

SUPERTELEVANGELISTIC SEX-AND-DRUGS PSYCHOSIS 
Parody of "Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious" (Sherman/Sherman) 
Lyrics by M. Spaff Sumsion
PERFORMED BY ROBERT LUND 
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I used to be a master of the anti-gay crusade 

Until a butch disaster blew my pastor masquerade 

But if it's true I'm pounding more than pulpits, don't blame me 

It's 'cause I caught my hooker-tweaker-stud's infirmity

It's 

Supertelevangelistic sex-and-drugs psychosis 

Worse than plague and bird flu crossed with osteoporosis 

We were playing doctor and he gave this diagnosis: 

Supertelevangelistic sex-and-drugs psychosis

Umm Haggard Bakker Swaggart umm Tammy Faye 

Umm Haggard Bakker Swaggart umm Tammy Faye

I found the perfect therapist - the kind that gives massage 

I like to drive my Escort and I park in his garage 

I swear he only serves me crank when all his Coke is gone 

And then he helps me straighten out my Peter, James, and John

Blame 

Supertelevangelistic sex-and-drugs psychosis 

That's my greatest guilty pleasure next to Guns N' Roses 

Good thing there's no ban on it in all the books of Moses 

Supertelevangelistic sex-and-drugs psychosis

Umm Haggard Bakker Swaggart umm Tammy Faye 

Umm Haggard Bakker Swaggart umm Tammy Faye

It seems all pious public figures bugger on the sly 

But Jesus loved republicans and sinners; so must I 

Say "Holy moley, Mister Foley! That boy's underage!" 

But I believe the congressman has turned another page

Oh! 

Supertelevangelistic sex-and-drugs psychosis 

Next time, better cut me off at handshakes and Mimosas 

No more meth or men for me - at least in overdoses! 

Supertelevangelistic sex-and-drugs psychosis!

(Just a spoonful of crystal helps the prostitute go down...)

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Posted: Sun - November 19, 2006 at 06:21 PM          
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