Grus 35, 93
The crew of the Kronberga Stelŝipo Sonĝo de Fotono (English:
Krønberger Starship Photon's
Dream) reported an encounter with a
warship crewed by dwarves and registered to a rogue country in the
south of Briton. An ambassadorial delegation has been requested.
There has been much ado in the virtual
halls of Parliament regarding the disposition of Admiralo Akciptiro
Neĝa (English: Admiral Snow Hawk). A little history in in order
here:
A few years ago, we allied with
several major powers, including Earth, Kentaurus, and the Druids on
Kverkvojo (English: "The Way of the Oak") in a war against the
Supermen. These Supermen claimed to be generically superior to
normal human stock, and engaged in a nasty war of aggression,
conquering about a half dozen worlds before the alliance put a stop to
that nonsense. It was during this war that Admiralo Neĝa gained
stars on his epaulettes and his reputation as a war hero. His
exploits in battle captured the admiration and imagination of the
citizenry on three worlds. He accepted the surrender of the
Supermen and signed the armistice on behave of the Alliance.
Against the advice of wiser heads, (I
didn't have the job of Supercilious Plenipotentiary yet.)
Admiralo Neĝa was put in charge of the efforts to help rebuild the
devastated Superman world. He virtually dictated their new
constitution. While this was a good thing in that it gave
citizenship to women and minorities, it is generally agreed that
constitutions should be consented to by more than one person.
Admiralo Neĝo's ego has been getting
the better of his judgment lately. He has publicly criticized
both the Reĝa Princino and this Oficejo for our foreign policies
regarding the Supermen. It is the opinion of this Oficejo and of
Parliament that it is not the job of military leaders to dictate
foreign policy. But how do we terminate his commission without
creating massive public ill-will? He is still an immensely
popular war hero. Princino Mariah is worried that if he is not
put in his place soon, he may set his sights on her throne. My
inclination is to fire Neĝa and let the mud fly.
A special interest group called Kavaliroj de Ĉarlimajn (English:
Knights of Charlemagne) has joined the group Fokusigi Sur la Familio in
demanding Deputy Chief Lupo's head on a platter. The Kavaliroj de Ĉarlimajn and Fokusigi Sur la Familio are very
similar, except that the Familio group, being composed mostly of
academicians and civic leaders, can be reasonable if one treats them
with a little deference. The Kavaliroj, composed mostly of blue
collar types, believe that everyone and everybody should be Christian,
and advocate legislation enforcing that belief. Some people have
made historical parallels between the Kavaliroj and the KKK of an
earlier century.
Further, the Kavaliroj have gone as
far as to claim that there are dozens (or hundreds or a few or ... they
can't seem to make up their minds) Hassurah spies in both the Kentauran
and Krønberger governments.
Do you remember the event that I wrote
about last month about how I was briefly reunited during the Balo de la
Princino with an old lover who turned out to be Ambasadoro
Enrika?
The tabloids have taken this and run with the rumor that our affair is
still hot. They whisper of collusion and conflict of interest. Do
I waste my breath denying these rumors? Or ignore them and take the
chance that my silence will give credence to the whispers? It goes
without saying that the Opposition Party is making a great deal of
political hay out of this.
Click here for a recount for the
Balo de la Princino
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Komunikado el Karnyort:
We can confirm that the Carnyorth starship CSS Hardy made this contact whilst
on shakedown trials late on Monday. Hardy has returned to Earth to pick
up an official delegation and an experienced crew. It will depart
shortly.
We take this opportunity to say how
much we are looking forward to establishing full diplomatic relations
and look forward to continuing the exchange of cultural knowledge.
Occasionally vhf radio signals from
Kentaurus have been seen coming in over the top of a well know
DIY/shopping channel during periods of unusual sunspot activity! So we
are doubly eager to experience first hand this intriging civilisation!