the gay agenda

Corey sent me this today. The Gay Agenda.... Inspired me, in fact, to finally share with the reading public the actual gay agenda.

Corey sent me this today. The Gay Agenda. Very cute. Inspired me, in fact, to share with the reading public, the actual GAY AGENDA. Why do I have a copy? We all have a copy of the AGENDA. They pass it out at all the meetings!

I need to ask for your discretion with this piece of information, though, as it may get me in trouble with the home office. My membership in Gay America may be revoked if word gets out that I shared the AGENDA with the general public. (And I'm really close to winning that toaster oven!)

The Official GAY AGENDA (CONFIDENTIAL - DO NOT POST)
Please note that some aspects of the GAY AGENDA are not necessarily desired by all members of Gay America. However, the AGENDA itself is considered official policy by all members.

1. Find a career that makes me happy. (check)
2. Fall in love with someone who makes me happy. (check)
3. Get my spiritual life in order. (getting there)
4. Get married. (soon)
5. Raise a family (optional -- may include cats, dogs, etc.) (in process)
6. Buy a house.
7. Lose those extra few pounds.
8. Get a new Home Theater System with surround sound, DVD, HDTV, and Tivo.
9. Get a new dining room set, couch and loveseat, and a comfy office chair.
10. Learn how to juggle five balls.
11. Write a novel.
12. Get up on time tomorrow, have a nice breakfast and a productive day.

As you can see, we have our work cut out for us if we want to finish everything on the AGENDA. And gay marriage is really only a small part of the whole AGENDA.

Please feel free to pass the AGENDA on to your friends, but don't tell them you got it from me!

Posted: Fri - February 20, 2004 at 11:28 PM

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