What they're teaching her in that school of hers


(I enter Cady Gray's bedroom in the morning to find her standing in her crib, bright and alert.)

CG: Hey Mom! Wanna sing "Itsy Bitsy Spider"?

Me: Sure, let's do it.

(Musical interlude, complete with hand movements)

CG: Now we'll (inaudible, sounds like "give a hug").

Me: OK, sweetie, let's hug. (Hugs a confused CG.)

CG: (trying again) Now let's call the hog.

Me: (comprehension dawning) Oh, "call the Hogs "! OK, let's do it.

CG: (slowing raising her extended fists above her head) Wooooooooooooooooo ... pig! Sooies!

Posted: Mon - May 28, 2007 at 06:27 PM         |

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