Frequently Asked Questions
(FAQs) a.k.a. “If I had a dollar every time these
questions were asked, I wouldn’t need this job in the
first place.” 
Friday 01 February 2008
Q:
Do friends and family get free
cruises?
A: No.
Q: Do friends and family get discounted cruises?
A: Unless you are my Mom, Dad, Sister, or Brother, no. However, I may consider putting myself up for adoption if the price is right.
Q: Have you ever been on a cruise?
A: No. In fact, I've never seen a modern cruise ship up close.
Q: What happens if you get sea sick?
A: Pop some Dramamine and continue to collect my paycheck every week.
Q: Where will you be living?
A: For the first few months, on the Carnival Victory out of Miami on 7 day cruises to the Caribbean.
Photograph courtesy of Carnival Cruise Lines ©2008
During the summer, I’ll move to the Carnival Splendor in Europe for about 4 months. After that, I’ll probably return to a Miami-based cruise and travel to various ships as needed.
Q: What about your car?
A: Due to sponsorship commitments, my car will be staying in Los Angeles and driven to car shows by my car club members. Occasionally, I’ll find myself in L.A. for a car show or track day.
Q: What about your favorite TV shows?
A: All are available on iTunes or the internet, also, the ships have satellite TV.
Q: What about catching a race or game on TV?
A: Saturdays will probably suck, Sundays will be cool as long as the safety drill happens after the race or before the Sunday night football game... but then again, that's what Digital Video Recorders (DVR) are for.
Q: Can I visit you on the ship?
A: Of course. But you have a 1 in 22 chance of finding me, book a cruise now and you may get lucky!
Q: What will you do for vacation?
A: I dunno... take a cruise? I'll probably make a few trips to L.A., and spend time with my family in Kansas.
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A: No.
Q: Do friends and family get discounted cruises?
A: Unless you are my Mom, Dad, Sister, or Brother, no. However, I may consider putting myself up for adoption if the price is right.
Q: Have you ever been on a cruise?
A: No. In fact, I've never seen a modern cruise ship up close.
Q: What happens if you get sea sick?
A: Pop some Dramamine and continue to collect my paycheck every week.
Q: Where will you be living?
A: For the first few months, on the Carnival Victory out of Miami on 7 day cruises to the Caribbean.
Photograph courtesy of Carnival Cruise Lines ©2008
During the summer, I’ll move to the Carnival Splendor in Europe for about 4 months. After that, I’ll probably return to a Miami-based cruise and travel to various ships as needed.
Q: What about your car?
A: Due to sponsorship commitments, my car will be staying in Los Angeles and driven to car shows by my car club members. Occasionally, I’ll find myself in L.A. for a car show or track day.
Q: What about your favorite TV shows?
A: All are available on iTunes or the internet, also, the ships have satellite TV.
Q: What about catching a race or game on TV?
A: Saturdays will probably suck, Sundays will be cool as long as the safety drill happens after the race or before the Sunday night football game... but then again, that's what Digital Video Recorders (DVR) are for.
Q: Can I visit you on the ship?
A: Of course. But you have a 1 in 22 chance of finding me, book a cruise now and you may get lucky!
Q: What will you do for vacation?
A: I dunno... take a cruise? I'll probably make a few trips to L.A., and spend time with my family in Kansas.
Fantastic Voyage by Lakeside