Biography of David I. Harvie MLS CD
An Introduction to David I. Harvie, Chief Scout and
Founder of the Outriders of Reality.
David
I. Harvie is a renegade librarian and library apostate. He is the Associate
Library Director at the Stratford Public Library, Ontario, Canada. His
responsibilities included Systems and Technical Services, Physical Plant, and
Strategic Planning and anything bizarre or out of the ordinary. In his spare
time he is plotting the overthrow of civilization as we know it.
Mr. Harvie is a dynamic figure often
seen scaling buildings in downtown Stratford (but most usually on the
Library’s roof shoveling snow). He is an internationally acclaimed chef in
Tibetan seafood, a veteran in love, and an outlaw in Peru.
He does not perspire.
The laws of physics do not apply to him.
Children and small animals trust David
Harvie.He balances, he weaves, he
dodges, he frolics, and pays his bills on time. He breeds prize-winning clams
in his spare time. Mr. Harvie has won bullfights in Spain, cliff diving
competitions in Ceylon and spelling bees at the
Kremlin.He has played Hamlet, performed
open-heart surgery, and has spoken with
Elvis.He is old enough to know better,
is not married, has no children, and has no
cats.But the most important thing about
David Harvie is to know when he is
lying.He has always been who he is
becoming.
Posted: Sat
- July 10, 2004 at 11:09 PM