Bow before me...I am The Almighty G-Major!

OK, that's overdoing it, but it IS the top of the line effects processor on the market that you can afford without having to take out a second mortgage on the house.

This bad boy produces all of my reverbs, echos, chorus, blah blah friggin' blah. It also has a compressor inside (keeps your volume in a specified decibel range), as well as a noise gate (lessens any unwanted noise coming through...pretty simple), as well as a built in real-time tuner (so I can always know if something is flat/sharp, etc.)

Mmmmmmm...G-Major...