If not otherwise stated, all of these quotes are mine. If they have a name ascociated with them, then the quote is by that person on that date. The dates are accurate as best I can, if it says (ish) then I know more or less when it was, so its ouly accurate to a few days plus or minus.
"If there's one, there's two. If there's two, there's more." Some time in early 2005.
"It's only flesh and blood..I mean it's not REALLY important!" 080507
"Never dump a musician. They'll end up writing a song about you, making millions, and then you'll wonder why you dumped him." 070808
"Imma comb you!" 070908
"Life sized chocolate ponys would be very difficult to eat..." 070908
“I’m so skinny, my skinny jeans aren’t skin tight” 080208
"I bet I'm crazier than you!" 081008
"Awww... I've got sand in my buttons." 081008
"Ruffle boobs would be weird..."*pause* "Dude...."(Natalie) 081608
"If you don't burn rubber when you stop, you aren't going fast enough." 092008
"Hey, atleast I'm not absorbing your face blood with my mouth!" Natalie 092508
"I think that people that don't pronounce the H in herb are funny, in a kind of 'Go die in a hole' sort of way." 092608
"It is our faults that define us, for if we were all perfect, we would all be the same" 101108
"I'm more of a 'take the glass, pour out the water, fill it with tequila, and walk away' kinda guy." 110308
"It's normal if you talk to yourself, its not normal if you talk back to yourself." 112008
"No homework is your imaginary friend." John B. 010709 (ish)
"u are my new padawan, if u are into that geeky shit" Filiki 020309
"I love you like fire loves oxygen :) <3" Natalie 020509
"Stradlater is a narcissistic ho-bag." 021609 (ish)
"I don't even know what this is, but it looks like it could rape someone." Haley M. 022709
"It's not about who you are, or what you do. It's about how you did it and why." 031809
"God DAMN the world sucks! Lets fix it..." Kaitlyn (talking about the invention of beer) 032409
"I'm looking for, essentially, a *cool shit* drawer." 040209
"Ya know, doctors would probably make the best assassins..." 040609
"i wish mcdonalds delivered" (continued to talk about, how that way, he wouldn't have to put on pants...) Sheevah (Aka Chris H.) 040909
"(Reading comic... wait, if 'hoe' is short for 'whore', shouldn't it be spelled 'who"??!?!?!?!?!??!??!??!??!??!?WTF?!?!?!?)" 041709
"My parents said I was too pale and made me go outside. I got sunburned. FML." 042709
"If you can, do. If you can't, don't." 050309
"Congratulations, you survived your death sentance, now all you have to do is keep on going." 050409
"If you love someone, set them free. If they come back, they were always yours. If they don't, they never were." My mom, on multiple occasions. (Not sure if it was hers originally...)
"Wait, Bob, you were too lazy to wake up, so you just never went to sleep?" -Me
"Yeah..." Bob (In physics, not Nïmrod...) 050609
"Dude, I copied off wikipedia, how could I be wrong?" Kevin 050609
"A picture is worth a thousand words, but a kiss is worth a thousand pictures." 050609
"P.S. I love you" 050609
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