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Wanted: Temporary Summer John Replacement

Gratuitously hostile work environment, competitively low salary*

John DiMatteo has gone to camp for the summer, and we need a pigeon^Wcompanion to replace him. If you consider yourself to have the knowledge and skill necessary to be a competent John, please inquire using the contact information below, and we'll set up an audition.

Contact Info

By Phone

Try any of the following phone numbers:

By Email

Contact Daniel at dbaumgarten [at] mac [dot] com.

Please make sure that you live in the Middletown, New Jersey area before you bother us.

*No health insurance.