Welcome
Welcome, gentle reader, to my website. My name is David Newberry, and I am a native Californian living near Yosemite National Park. On this website you probably wont find too much more information about myself except maybe some specific interests of mine. I am, for example, a Macintosh junkie. On this site you can find information on REALbasic, a Macintosh programming environment. There are also writings I have done (mostly fantasy stuff) and comics I read (online comics are great, ya just can't live without 'em). Of course, every good site is always under construction, but I don't plan to leave any open manholes for you too fall in. Things will be added as they may. I hope you find something to your liking here. :)
-- 11/2/01
"With the passage of this resolution the world must not lapse into unproductive debates... over whether specific instances of Iraqi noncompliance are serious."
-President George W. Bush
on the passage of a UN Security Counsel resolution against Iraq
(emphasis his)
Stanza one of
Oh to be...
A creature of the night.
To stalk the streets,
Forever laughing in delight.

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"I'm trying once again to advance my theory that gym teachers and high school football coaches are solely responsible for all the evil in the world. Yes, all darkness is brought about not by Satan, the alleged author of all lies, or any other supernatural force, but by middle-aged men in Russell athletic shorts who have big guts and bald shins. Men who wish they'd had the smarts to get into the Marines. Barrel-chested fellows who call young men 'ladies' and who shout disingenuous statements of incredulity like, 'I do not BELIEVE what I am SEEING here, ladies.' You see, I think they do believe what they are seeing. It's the dishonesty I can't stand."
-Mike Nelson's Movie Megacheese
Other Links
-- Donate. It's a good thing, and it doesn't take money.
-- Site of my friend Andrew.
-- Site of my friend Robert.
The name of this page partially comes from a of his. The fascination with cows is all mine.
-- Site of my friend Chelsea.
-- Site of... oh well, I think you can figure out who.
-- Again, must I explain this?
11/1/02 -- Posted a revised version of the story "Duality", now titled

5/1/02 -- New story,

4/6/02 -- First poem, More may follow. But maybe not.

3/10/02 -- Posted three new stories.

11/19/01 -- New story: Music section temporarily dispersed.



All the original material on this site is © David Newberry. They made me put this here.