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Have You Seen This Loon?

08-May-09 10:54 AM
3kglow
Officials in the small town of Slunk, TX are warning area residents to be on the lookout for a local man who has apparently lost his mind and has gone completely insane. Vladomir Browvodidich, who has lived in the community for only a short time, was last seen running down the road out of town holding his head in his hands and babbling incoherently something about “existentialism”, “stimulus sweepstakes”, and “socialism rules”. At least two witnesses said they had no idea what the hell he was talking about and that he appeared extremely agitated. One witness noted that Browvodidich’s cranium appeared excessively large and swollen to almost the size of a “late autumn pumpkin”. Many residents have noted that he was primarily a recluse and was known to spend an inordinate amount of time on his personal home computer trolling political blog sites and FOX News. Some say he was extremely opinionated, though he never said much of anything. Browvodidich was a shady character and not well liked by area residents. He was suspected by many in the town to be an illegal Russian immigrant who allegedly sneaked his way into the US in the cargo hold of a ship carrying cheap Vodka and Cossack hats. If you have any information concerning the where-abouts of this rabid-Ruskie, you are asked to call the cops and spill.

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Obama, The Elitist

05-Sep-08 09:37 AM


Portrayal Of Obama As Elitist Hailed As Step Forward For African Americans

If you are getting your news from any source other than the Onion Radio News - well then, you are just S.O.L. my friend. Talk about fair and balanced - the Onion slams everybody equally hard. Enjoy.

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