Pump Wars

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As the price of gasoline continues to skyrocket across the US we are now hearing the first reports of increased crime and violence at the gas pumps. With the price of gasoline becoming more and more expensive, theives are now resorting to desperate measures to obtain the product. People are being held up at gun point at the pumps and parked cars are being siphoned and in some cases the gas tanks are being drilled to remove the liquid gold. There was even one report of an entire tanker truck full of gasoline being hijacked and found three days later with all of the gasoline removed. People are being urged to exercise care when purchasing fuel and to take extra precautions like not purchasing fuel at night and to be on the look out for suspicious people loitering at the pumps.

While our troops patrol Iraqi gas stations in Baghdad, it looks like we are now going to need to send them back home so they can guard the pumps at home. If gasoline continues to rise in price above the $4 per gallon mark (and it appears that it probably will), it may very well take proactive intervention from either police or military forces to keep law and order at the pumps. If not, people may eventually be forced into vigilante style methods of self protection when topping off the tank; complete with body armor, hand guns, and rocket launchers affixed to the sides of armor plated SUVs and pick up trucks. All kidding aside, if crime levels are already starting to escalate across the country at the $4 level, what can we expect if the prices climb even higher?

I can honestly say that in all of my 46 years of living in this country, I cannot recall a more bleak, desperate sense of foreboding and uncertainty that currently hangs in the atmosphere today. I don't think we have anyone to blame but ourselves for our current predicament and lack of any kind of a game plan to move us forward in the right direction. Leave the oil in the ground and let's move forward with new fuel technologies that will provide cleaner and more abundant resources that will leave us free of the dependence on foreign oil. Oil is probably still the cheapest option available, but if the prices continue to rise at their current rates, that may no longer be true and the wheels of industry are not going to be well greased on oil that is grossly too expensive. Meanwhile, I'm going to break out my Mad Max outfit and rig my car for defensive deployment conditions.

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My Dog Skeeter

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Ok fine, so maybe he did get just a little bit of help on some of these, but, it should be noted that he had no assistance when he once dined on "D-con du jour" and was promptly transported to a nearby animal hospital where they induced vomiting and administered other medications. He thought it was dessert, but was not allowed to enjoy it the second time around.

MESSAGE TO ALL PET OWNERS: Many dogs and other domestic animals are lost each day due to the ingesting of rat poison. Many people have rat poison in the garage, or around the house, but may not realize just how extremely dangerous a risk this poses to your pets. Quite often, dogs will eat the poison and several days may elapse before the owner is aware that the pet has ingested the poison - this is usually a death sentence for the dog as it causes hemophilia in the animal and they bleed to death internally. We caught Skeeter in the act of eating the poison so we were lucky. Lucky in that we saved his life, but it cost us around $500 for this one short sighted incident. I highly recommend that if you are a pet owner that you remove any and all rat poison traps on your premises. Apparently, the stuff is pretty tasty and if your pet gets into it without your knowledge, they could die a horrible death in just a matter of a few days.


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"I Am Iron Man"

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The long drought of non-interesting movies for 2008 came to an end this weekend with the release of Marvel Comics "Iron Man" in theaters across the US. Cyborgs and automatons everywhere will thrill to the spectacular visual wizardry displayed in this digital masterpiece. The story line contains all the classic components needed for a good, old-fashioned analog attention getter, but delivers it in a sleek, shiny high-tech package of technological wonders that will have even the simplest of artificial intelligentsia taking notice of the gold-metal alloy, exo-skeleton hero blasting across the screen. I have to admit, my transistors almost short circuited a few times and it left me feeling almost giddy. This is a pure, non stop ticket to ride of fun and adventure as we watch our hero evolve through three distinct phases of confrontation/death, awareness of self responsibility and duty, and transformation from self serving corporate megalomaniac to a rocket firing, mini-arc reactor-powered harbinger of justice and death. This one is highly recommended as a must-see flick and is a definite addition to the DVD library 6 months from now. The core point of the movie is the realization that at the core of every poly-carbonate shell of anthropomorphic-assemblages of gadgets and gears, beats the heart of a flesh and blood man determined to overcome his own personal battles of moral conflict and personal responsibility. Iron Man is a great flick that leaves you with a warm, glowing feeling in your chest.


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