Charles Darwin would be interested to see how successfully this creature has adapted to living in Hounslow in a relatively short period of time. Note how the right hand has mutated into a vice-like claw, ideal for grasping or clutching containers of liquid. The middle digit of the left hand is permanently extended and often held aloft in a gesture of defiance or mockery. The specimen's mouth is abnormally large to enable it to communicate easily with barstaff and kebab house employees. A camel is capable of consuming 3 gallons of fluid in 30 seconds. This creature can drink at a similar rate. However unlike a camel it stores the liquid in a fatty deposit around its belly. A giant panda mates on average once every 5-7 years and is therefore in danger of extinction. This creature is similarly endangered for the same reason...