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Although the original is still missing, attempts to clone Osama have paid off. Researchers at MidEast Biotech used hair follicles found on an abandoned turban - a technique known as AT-cloning. DNA isolated by SAUDI (Shiite Amplification by Universal Desorption and Ionization) was inserted into a vector using the ALQAEDA (Automatic Ligation of Quickly Ageing Extremist DNA from Arabs) approach.
O Taliban, O Taliban
Your anthrax is not working
O Taliban, O Taliban
Your anthrax is not working
We're using ciprofloxacin
And Special Forces coming in
O Taliban, O Taliban
Your anthrax is not working
O Taliban, O Taliban
Thy camels stink so mightily
O Taliban, O Taliban
Thy camels stink so mightily
With bombs and missiles, loud and bright
Bush'll keep you awake at night
O Taliban, O Taliban
Thy camels stink so mightily
It's Ramadan, It's Ramadan
Cruise missiles are still flying!
It's Ramadan, It's Ramadan
Cruise missiles are still flying!
Your Jihad's running out of steam
Soon be losing your harem
It's Ramadan, It's Ramadan
Cruise missiles are still flying!
O Taliban, O Taliban
Bin Laden is in trouble
O Taliban, O Taliban
Your buildings will be rubble
Osama's arse is glowing bright
Reflected in the napalm's light
O Taliban, O Taliban
Bin Laden is in trouble
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