Pair o' Guys Lost

	A chancellor known as Trevino Was told that he really should go Though only just hired He soon will be fired For doing his job far too slow
The previous chancellor, Walter Came forward and swore on the altar The enrollment decline Was no fault of mine When I left, the trend didn't falter
	An interim provost named Don Took the work of the chancellor on That wretched Poshard Works me far too hard But if I complain I too could be gone Saluki Dictator, King Glenn Fired Wendler, Trevino and then The board of trustees Fell onto their knees And praised him again and again
	The blue-ribbon gang sang their song Super-Glenn can never do wrong Nothing's too hard For King Poshard Just believe and we'll all get along!

SIUC News Flash!!!!!

Brad Cole Placed on Administrative Leave by President Poshard

"It is with deep personal regret, but also with a deeper sense of obligation to the students, faculty, staff, alumni and friends of Southern Illinois University Carbondale that, in fulfilling the full measure of the responsibilities of this office, I have placed Carbondale Mayor Brad Cole on administrative leave.”

“Brad’s mission was to increase sales tax and turn over $20M to SIU for its new football stadium. As you know, we need the $20M and we need it now. It hasn't worked out. I regret it. It's the last thing I wanted to happen. We couldn't have known things eight to nine months ago as we know them today. But Brad just hasn’t coughed up the loot fast enough.

    Poshard said Brad underwent a thorough orientation with much time spent on reviewing the goals and objectives of "Southern at 150: Building Football Stadiums Through Commitment" that was unveiled in spring 2003 seeking to improve every aspect of athletics at SIU.