Saluki Newsflash

Blagojevich to be new SIU Vice Chancellor for Administration and Academic Integrity


Ex-Gov Blagojevich will continue to serve the people of Illinois as long as he can. His supposed violation of more laws than the number of peanut butter products contaminated by Salmonella does not worry “Hot-Rod”.

Gov Rod Blagojevich

    “I am innocent of everything on all 40 pages of the federal list of violations. As long as I get a fair trial I will go on working,” said Blagojevich. 

In response to the financial crisis and projected budget shortfalls, SIU has recently decided to re-open the position of Vice Chancellor for Administration. The post will carry the extra responsibility of over-seeing Academic Integrity.

No-longer-merely-interim Chancellor Goldman said that SIU had picked Blagojevich from an impressive list of highly qualified candidates after great deliberation.
    “We do not see any red flags,” he said.