CAUTION!!
NEUROHAZARD!!
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There are no
pictures on the web page you are about to look at. The
surgeon General has determined that exposure to large areas
of text devoid of graphics is a hazard to the mental
stability of athletes, liberal arts majors and Ph.D.
candidates in education. If you belong to any of these
categories, please excercise caution.
If you feel faint or
dizzy when viewing a page with too many words you should
immediately click your web-browsers back
button.
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Yes, despite the
danger I wish to proceed. I do not belong to any of the
mentally endangered groups identified by the Surgeon
General. I am over 21 and I am not allergic to a whole
paragraphs of text unbroken by pictures.
PRESS
TO CONTINUE
No, I do not wish to risk
textually induced mental discombobulation,
TAKE
ME OUT OF THE DANGER ZONE!!!
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